Luke: you use that picture for everything I swear.

Yoitsme108: I use this one a lot too.

L-3: nice out fit.

K-2: *high fives L-3*

Luke: when did this become androids are mean to Luke hour?

Yoitsme108: that sounds like it would make a good movie.

Luke: no it doesn't.

C-3PO: please yoitsme108, I don't want one of these.

Yoitsme108: Disney is ruining Star Wars and your main concern is this? FOCUS ON THE IMPORTANT STUFF THREEPIO!!

Jabba: uhhhhgghh, lil schuttas.

Yoitsme108: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CURSING JABBA! THis is a family friendly ship book. Don't make me kick you out.

R2: bebebeboop🅱️eep.

C3-PO: he says you should kick Jabba out without giving him the second chance.

Yoitsme108: yeah well I make the rules R2, not you.

R2: 🅱️💢❗️beepbeboop.

Yoitsme108: *le gasp* R2!

Luke: R2, why would you say that?

C-snapcraklepop: Hes upset.

Yoitsme108: no really?!

Jabba: hehehe

Yoitsme108: shut up you ugly space slug!

Jabba: Lil Schutta.

Yoitsme108: LEAVE!

Jabba: *looks down* Hopa¿

Yoitsme108: seriously?! Where is Fortuna when you need him?!

Luke: ohmymaker. *uses the force to get Jabba out of here*

L3: wow, he's so strong, who is that? *in an Android daze*

K-2: Jedi, trust me, Force users are crazy. You don't want him.

Yoitsme108: have we done a K-2 x L3?

Luke: I don't know. I don't think so.

Yoitsme108: hmm.

R2:✅boop ✅

Luke: no!

Yoitsme108: hey C-Poe! Translator boi!

C-3PO: yes?

Yoitsme108: tell me what Astromech baby said. I couldn't quite hear. Haha!

Luke: no! Don't tell her.

Chewie: *chuckles*

Luke: not funny chewie.

C-3PO: I don't know who to listen to! You are both my masters!

Luke: I was your master first.

Yoitsme108: I'm a better Jedi.

Luke: HA!

K-2: maker, R2 said you should make a L3 x Luke.

L3: and I could agree more. *may as well have heart eyes*

Yoitsme108: AH HA! Thanks R2!

R2: blip✅❤️

Luke: *lays down on couch* ugh.

Yoitsme108: hey! C-Poe check my rules. Can Luke sit on that couch?

Luke: threepio, don't check them.

C-3PO: I may ass well self destruct, you two are.... oh my.

Chewie: *grabs threepio and runs out of here*

K-2: the fighting between you two just made poor golden child to leave his own ship.

Yoitsme108: golden child! What a good nickname.

Luke: would you just shut it?

Yoitsme108: no you!

Luke: you!

Yoitsme108: YOU

Luke: YOU!

Yoitsme108: yOu¡

Luke: no you!

Yoitsme108: *pulls out lightsaber* *screeches*

Luke: maker! *pulls out lightsaber*

Le battle begins👀

L3: should we stop them?

K-2: hopefully one of them kills the other so we only have to deal with one.

L3: they are both Jedi I don't think they are trying to kill each other.

K-2: Luke looks pretty angry.

L3: oh I know, it's so attractive.

K-2: *stares at L3 with mild concern*

Yoitsme108: stop fighting me!

Luke: you started this!

K-2: they are literally children.

L3: well yoitsme is literally a padawan.

K-2: that's true.

Yoitsme108: this is boring, let's do something else. *knocks Luke's saber from his hands causing it to fly next to smol Luke*

Smol Luke: *porg sounds*

Luke: h-how?

Yoitsme108: someone needs to practice a little more.

Luke: that's impossible.

Yoitsme108: no just improbable. Not even that, just face it, I'm a better jedi.

Luke: never.

Yoitsme108: say it!

Luke: no!

K-2: stop, this is annoying.

L3: you're both good Jedi now stop.

Yoitsme108: but I'm the best! Better then Obi Wan.

Luke: *le gasp* take it back! Nobody is better then him.

L3: enough.

Yoitsme108: *starts running to Like with saber* RAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHUGHHH

Fun Ratings:
C-3PO: no.
Chewie: 0/10
Jabba: 3/10
K-2: -100/10
L3 10/10 is this the rating for Luke?
R2: 0/10
Luke: no.
Yoitsme108: Luke ruined everything.
Luke: no you did!
L3: stop!!

-yoitsme108