Requested by a great pal, freedomgirl321

Yoitsme108: Anakin.......

Anakin: What?

Yoitsme108: it's Hux's birthday today.

Anakin: Yeah. I heard you telling your porg about it.

Yoitsme108:

Anakin: you have used that picture. Please stop being annoying.

Yoitsme108: YOURE RIGHT!

Anakin: *falls over from fear*

Yoitsme108: oh sorry. I meant to say. You're right, while I would love to talk about my favorite ginger 24/7/365, I'm going to do this ship for you because I have a responsibility that must be fulfilled.

Anakin: a responsibility to what?

Yoitsme108: Stars Wars. Let's ship!

Anakin: I don't want to.

Yoitsme108: you must!

Nomi: While this sounds really fun and you guys seem very.... unique. I think I'm going to go.

Yoitsme108: no! *tackels nomi*

Nomi: what the?

Yoitsme108: you must react!

Nomi: I am reacting. I'm scared!

Yoitsme108: plz stay.... nobody ever does.

Anakin: Yeah, I wonder why.

Nomi: *glares at Anakin* I'll stay. Only to protect you from this mean person.

Yoitsme108: ha! *points at Anakin*

Anakin: I am not mean!

Yoitsme108: you're also not as cool as nomi! Because you're still not a Jedi Master.

Anakin: you are a padawan. You have no room to talk.

Yoitsme108: Yeah, but people actually like me.

Anakin: do they? Think about that for a minute.

Nomi: be nice. What is wrong with you Anakin?

Anakin: *holds back tsunami of Hate* *closes eyes and thinks about all life decisions* *visualizes Yoitsme108 burning in lava with limbs cut off*

Yoitsme108: u good bro?

Anakin: no. I'm not. She made me this way. *points to Yoitsme108*

Nomi: it's weak to let others sway you in such directions.

Yoitsme108: Anakin is bad at making good choices. He is very weak.

Anakin: would you stop?!

Nomi: Anakin, calm down. Take a seat young Skywalker. *points to pink velvet couch in corner*

Anakin: I can't. *glares at Yoitsme108*

Yoitsme108: bro, *holds up a defensive hand* not my fault you are not a Jedi Master.

Anakin: how can you sit in it then?

Yoitsme108: because I own it. I am a master of other things.

Anakin: Yeah, maybe a master of annoyance.

Yoitsme108: hey, we all have pros and cons. Some of us... *coughs Anakins name* have more cons then others.

Nomi: ok, I'm not defending you anymore. You're both being rude.

Yoitsme108: it's how we bond!

Anakin: no it's not. We don't have a bond.

Yoitsme108: the force binds is all! All force users have a bond!

Nomi: I mean, she's not wrong.

Yoitsme108: you're stuck with me forever Anakin.  Even when I die, My force ghost will haunt you until the universe ends.

Anakin: *looks down and contemplates killing Yoitsme108*

Nomi: this was... something else.

Anakin rating: 0/10
Nomi rating: 0/10
Yoitsme108 rating: 10/10

-yoitsme108