A very special request from ameliascamander thanks broseph. (She is Amelia)

Yoitsme108: Awww, gingersnap! You're so pretty! Freaking Hux! Lover! Welcome to the THIRST ORDER!

Hux: Stop it! Stop it now. *smh at the use of 'thirst order'* Please explain, if I don't want to be with you, what makes you think I would want to be with any of your other crazy friends.

Amelia: no. I thought that.

Hux: What would make you think that?

Yoitsme108: maybe because everyone deserves love.

Hux: I'm surprised you're sharing me.

Yoitsme108: technically, you share me with Kylo boi. So it's fair.

Hux: no. False. Not true. Neither I, nor Kylo like you.

Amelia: what about me?

Hux: you either.

Amelia: why?

Hux: I'm married to the First Order.

Yoitsme108: you can have more then one wife. Me, Amelia, and the First Order.

Hux: that's ridiculous.

Amelia: how?

Hux: stop asking stupid questions. I'm not about to have three wives.

Yoitsme108: you're right. Only two. Me and the First Order.

Hux: no. One.

Amelia: me.

Hux: no! I'm going to kill you both.

Yoitsme108: you will try.

Hux: Stop saying that all the time. Anakin hates you too.

Amelia: so about this ship?

Hux: it's a no.

Yoitsme108: it's gonna be a no from Hux, Dog.

Amelia: that's a real shame. Yoitsme108, I'm going to burn your porg.

Yoitsme108: what the maker?! Why?!

Amelia: because you're not sharing Hux.

Yoitsme108: So the porg has to die?! The good Hucc is mine.

Amelia: share.

Yoitsme108: no. You need to go home and rethink your life.

Good Hucc: you both need to go home and rethink your life. And Good Hucc? How do you come up with these things?

Yoitsme108: just replace the H with an S. That's how I come up with it. Because that's what you are.

Good Hucc: Stop!

Amelia: no she's right. That's a good nickname.

Good Hucc: I'm real sick of the nicknames.

Yoitsme108: I'm real sick of waiting for the wedding.

Good Hucc: there will never be one.

Amelia: Yeah, because Hux and I are getting married.

Good Hucc: no! I think not.

Yoitsme108: I also think not. Screw sharing.

Amelia: it's true. It's going to happen.

Good Hucc: *runs away from crazy fangirls* leave me alone!

Luke(the porg): *makes porg bird noise* *chases Hux*

Yoitsme108: good boi.

Amelia: he's going to be dead boi if you don't share.

Yoitsme108: *runs away towards Hux and Luke*

Amelia: *runs after all of them with a torch*

Amelia rating: 10/10
Yoitsme108 rating: 0/10
Hux rating: -66/10

Yoitsme108: Hux, right now I'm at a Chinese restaurant. Look at my fortune.

Hux: that's such a lie.

-yoitsme108