Yoitsme108: get ready.

Ahsoka: this is where the fun begins.

Anakin: we have been through this. Stop stealing my lines.

Ahsoka: stop whining.

Yoitsme108: have fun.

Ahsoka: I was wondering when you were ever going to do one of these for me.

Anakin: you mean you wanted this to happen?

Ahsoka: Yoitsme108 is fun to be around.

Yoitsme108: Yeah! I'm fun to be around!

Lux: I could disagree.

Yoitsme108: literally nobody cares what you think Lux. 

Lux: some people do.

Yoitsme108: maybe your mom. That's it though.

Lux: What ever.

Yoitsme108: I'm sorry you were only shipped with four people, Ahsoka. We're still gonna have fun tho right?!?!?

Ahsoka: Yeah!

Obi-Wan: just by you two displaying that, I know it's not going to be fun.

Yoitsme108: stop being such a tight wad.

Obi-Wan: I am not a tight wad.

Rex: yeah you are.

Obi-Wan: really?

Yoitsme108: *high fives Rex*

Obi-Wan: *rolls eyes*

Anakin: I have things to do. So can we hurry?

Yoitsme108: Anakin Calm down. Order 66 can wait.

Anakin: no! That's not it.

Yoitsme108: Padmè can wait.

Obi-Wan: Padmè?

Anakin: no. Yoitsme108, are you trying to ruin me?

Yoitsme108: maybe.

Ahsoka: Get it together master.

Anakin: *death glares Ahsoka*

Ahsoka: *tries not to laugh*

Yoitsme108: Anakin stop being so rude. Ahsoka is trying. K? No loose wire jokes.

Anakin: that doesn't even make sense.

Rex: you don't make sense.

Obi-Wan: Rex, why are you acting like this?

Rex: sorry.

Lux: this is so dumb.

Yoitsme108: you're dumb. I don't know if I already said this but no one likes you bro.

Lux: no, you just said nobody cares what I think.

Yoitsme108: that too.

Lux: anything but this would be a luxury.

Yoitsme108: I don't usually do this. Leave then.

Lux: really? (Tries not to burst with joy)

Yoitsme108: get out.

Lux: *practically skips out of wherever we are*

(ok, seriously tho, Where are we? I don't even know)

Yoitsme108: today just went from good to great.

Anakin: ok, nobody cares about what you think Yoitsme108.

Yoitsme108: I'm not leaving.

Anakin: can you just stop talking?

Yoitsme108: fine. *starts writing down angry thoughts on Anakin*

Ahsoka: Yoitsme108, What are you writing on?

Yoitsme108: I lost my diary so I'm writing on both of my copies of the phantom menace.

Rex: makes sense.

Obi-Wan: What?! Rex, just stop speaking. That doesn't make sense.

Rex: sorry.

Yoitsme108: be nice to Rex. He just wants to have fun. I feel like the only people having fun right now are me and Ahsoka.

Obi-Wan: that's because you and Ahsoka are the only two having fun.

Ahsoka: you guys could have fun too you know?

Anakin: no. Impossible.

Yoitsme108: impossible is an absolute. You have something you wanna tell us Anakin?

Anakin: pleeeeeeease. Stop.

Yoitsme108: gross. Don't beg.

Obi-Wan: says the master of begging.

Yoitsme108: what did I ever do to you?

Obi-Wan: well for one, you told Ahsoka all the nicknames you gave me and now I can never escape it. I hear you screaming Kenoboiiiiiiii when I try to sleep.

Ahsoka: *nearly dies of laughter*

Obi-Wan: I shouldn't have said anything.

Yoitsme108: you love it.

Rex: it's pretty obvious that he loves it.

Obi-Wan: ok, I don't know what's wrong with Rex today. But he needs to stop.

Yoitsme108: stop bossing him around. You're not cool.

Anakin: What does being cool have anything to do with being the boss?!

Obi-Wan: it doesn't.

Ahsoka: you two take everything so seriously.

Yoitsme108: right? Obi-Wan is a tight wad. Anakin is a def loose wad. Just ask anyone that's seen clone wars or prequels or, anything Anakin has been in.

Anakin: I am not a loose wad.

Obi-Wan: yes you are.

Anakin: really Master?! I need support here. I am not a loose wad.

Yoitsme108: I think we can all agree Anakin is a sucky Jedi.

Rex: agreed.

Obi-Wan: *shooketh* Rex. I don't even know. Just get out okay? Leave.

Rex: sorry. *leaves*

Yoitsme108: really? Now Lux and Rex are gone. I just feel bad for Ahsoka, she spends time with you two bimbos all the time. So this is just like normal now.

Anakin: to be fair. You're the one that let Lux leave.

Yoitsme108: To bE fAiR!!¡¡! Shut up Anakin.

Obi-Wan: calm yourself.

Yoitsme108: cAlM yOuRsElF.

Anakin: the only one here that likes you is Ahsoka.

Yoitsme108: hey you're right. Hey Ahsoka, wanna sit on my couch and pet my porg?

Ahsoka: sure. *sits down* thanks.

Anakin: *mouth open like a triggered boi* ok. So unfair. Ahsoka is not a Jedi Master.

Yoitsme108: fine imma be honest with you. I don't want any Siths on my couch.

Anakin: you let Kylo.

Yoitsme108: ok fine! I don't want any annoying triggered bois on my couch.

Anakin: Hux. Hux has sat on there before.

Yoitsme108: I don't want any whiny people.

Anakin: then why are you on there?

Luke(porg): *makes triggered porg noises*

Ahsoka: it's okay Luke. He didn't mean to insult her. *pets porg*

Anakin: actually I did mean to insult her.

Ahsoka: *covers porgs ears* Anakin.

Anakin: Ahsoka.

Yoitsme108: Yoitsme108.

Obi-Wan: *face palms*

Yoitsme108: umm, I'm sorry I have put you all through this. Goodbye.

Fun rating:
Ahsoka: 10/10
Anakin: 0/10
Lux: 0/10
Obi-Wan: 0/10
Rex: 5/10 it was fun when Obi-Wan wasn't being rude.
Yoitsme108: 10/10

-yoitsme108