(The setting is in a classroom and everyone is gathered around a broken "you can think" you pad.)

Principal: So......who broke it?......I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

(Silence.)

...

Arts: I d-did...I b-broke-

Principal: Nope, no you didn't. It's a bully?

Bully: Well, don't look at me!...Look at Dane.

Dane: what? I didn't break it!

Bully: huh. That's weird, how did you even know that it was broken?

Dane: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Bully: suspicious.

Dane: No, it's not-

Prize: if it matters, probably not, but, Playtime was the last one to use it.

Play: Liar! I didn't even use that poop today?

Prize: oh really? Then what were you doing by the pad earlier today?

Play: I used the pads wires to repair my jumprope. Everyone knows that, First Prize!

Arts: okay o-okay, let's not f-f-fight I broke it, l-let me p-p-pay for it, p-prince.

Principal: No! Who broke it?!

(Silence.)

...

Dane: Prince. Baldi has been awfully quiet-

Baldi: REALLY?

Dane: Yes really!

Everyone: *bickers*

Sweeps: (outta the crowd thinking to himself.) I broke it. I used it as a sponge and I fizzled out. I predict ten minuets from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

...

Sweeps: (still thinking to himself.) Good. It's was getting a little chummy in here anyways.

(The End!)