Dane: *playing video games*

Play: *reading a book*

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where everything was narrated

Dane: *playing video games*

Narrator: Dane was thinking about Playing with playtime.

Dane: Uh- No-

Play: What?

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where nobody is called Steve.

Play: Do you know anyone named Steve?

Dane: No.

Play: Me neither...

Dane: That is weird....

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where sofas are log fume rides

Dane: *rides they sofa down a waterfall and cheers*

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where babies are explosive.

Play: *shuts book* I think my mom is pregnant

Dane: *drops* GET DOWN!

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where homework is drugs

Dane: *on the phone* Mom I don't do homework anymore.

Play: *sniffing book*

Dane: I don't do homework anymore you know this!

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where the letter M doesn't exist

Play: What are you doing?

Dane: Playing video gaes.

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where books are hot

Play: *kissing her book, making kissy noises*

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where sandwich's make your clothes disappear

Dane: Playtime, wanna sandwich?

Play: No thanks.

Dane: Dammit...

Meanwhile in our universe

Play and Dane: *do stuff*