(Risky, SMG4, Logan Atkins and I were competing in a pet show.)

https://youtu.be/23Iq3p5QMKg

Toadsworth: Hello, everyone!  Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom's Second Pet Show.  I am Toadsworth, and introducing the contestants will be Casino Luigi!

Luigi: Thank you, Toads-a-worth.  Anyways, here's Antasma and his Houndoom, Hades!

Luigi: What the hell is going on?!

Luigi: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

(Meanwhile...Backstage...)

Mario: DO A FLIP!

Chain Chomp: NO!

Mario: ROLL OVER, DAMMIT!

Chain Chomp: Kiss my ass!

Mario: How'd you like a slap across the face, you dumb mutt?!

Chain Chomp: FAK U!

Mario:

https://youtu.be/27OOWPgPoIU

SMG4: I hope it's a pet banana this time...

(Shadow kicks Chain Chomp, breaking the spike)

Mario:

https://youtu.be/_wsRIOyIL3E

Me: (Hears the pole break) Toadsvorth, stop the competition temporarily! (sighs) Here vee go again...GET DAT MUTHAFUCKA!

https://youtu.be/fY66Li73OBs

InfiniteTheEdge: (Walking with Miles Edgeworth, both see the Chain Chomp and avoid the black ball's toothy mouth)

InfiniteTheEdge/Miles Edgeworth: Well, shit.

Me: Don't ask!  JUST RUN AFTER IT!

https://youtu.be/5197l3qIvW8

Mario (SFX Translated): I swear to god, I will-a be putting this-a thing the fuck-a down once-a we catch it!  

Shadow: (Sees food stand, orders food)

Me: (Sees Shadow) Shadow!  You DUMBASS!  (Grabs Shadow by his arm) VHAT THEE FUCK?!

Shadow: I was just looking for a deal, bro!

Me: Next time, bring food VITH you instead off VASTING OUR TIME!

(Later...In a restaurant)

Disguised Chain Chomp:

https://youtu.be/r51ur5WEc8c

Me: Fan out, find this bastard!

Everyone else (Soldier's voice from TF2): SIR, YES, SIR!

https://youtu.be/gq5xqsmcp6A

(1 minute later...)

Edgeworth: (Notices a black ball with a haircut and Ash's hat)  Wait a minute...Hold on...

https://youtu.be/UFcJmOs8DRQ

Edgeworth: ASH KETCHUM ISN'T A BALL WITHOUT LIMBS!  

THAT MEANS...

THIS IS SMG4'S CHAIN CHOMP IN DISGUISE!

Chain Chomp:

https://youtu.be/rBP0gt6DTFA

Edgeworth: You can't hide from the truth.  Now.  WHO TOLD SHADOW TO SET YOU FREE?!

https://youtu.be/RuuWozX8P5o

Chain Chomp: H-H-Him...(Shows a poster)

Me: THAT SUNNUFFA BITCH!