The Victory Party
(At the party...)
Future Comet: Here's one for all you people out there who are stellar!
https://youtu.be/tj1svZMPctQ
Galactic Nova (Human Avatar): Jolly good show! Absolutely SMASHING!
(Meanwhile...At the bar...)
Me: (Holds a candy cane, sucks on it, then blows) *Sigh*... It's times like these that I 'smoke mint' on any time of the year other than Christmas. (Takes a drink out of my "Virgin Screwdriver")
Risky: (Holds a finger to my lips) Why not take it upstairs?
Me: Well, looks like somebody's feisty. But only after my orange juice. You can wait for me if you so desire, sweetie.
Panty: You said you had new weapons for us, King of Bats?
Stocking: Don't be so rude, Panty!
Me: No. She's right. Here they are.
Panty: A Ray Gun?! ALL RIGHT!
Stocking: A Bolt-Caster?! Long-range lightning AND deadly C.Q.C.?! AWESOME!
Anakin (Force Ghost): Just don't get too crazy with your new weapons. I've been there, believe me.
(Elsewhere...Wiz is teaching Boomstick how to make ununpentium)
Wiz: Er, Boomstick? What's those elements?
Boomstick: Uranium and Argon, Wiz! (Mix becomes unstable) Yikes! (Puts compound in his own Ray Gun, fires a green bullet)
Wiz: Congratulations, Boomstick! You have officially made a compound Element 115, though Antasma accidentally did so first.
Boomstick: Here's the link! Just copy and paste the website down below:
https://www.wattpad.com/200890047-sss-journal-all-girls-boarding-school-2
Wiz:
https://youtu.be/QuOH-1xGLQg
Time and place, Boomstick!
Boomstick: C'mon, Wiz! We gotta eat, too, you know!
Wiz: True... Sorry for smacking you, Boomstick...
(Later...)
???: Time for "Operation: Chemistry Clash"!
Me: I DON'T THINK SO... (Turns lights on) ...MANFRED!
Wiz: I'm suing you for attempted theft, Manfred!
Viger: This has been one hell of a party and story! Antasma will see you all in court, and as always, toodles!
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