https://youtu.be/p09hhXbsB9c

???: My long-held dreamworld is on the verge of becoming reality. I will be the king of that world...All I need is a queen...

Manfred: Sir.  We have the perfect selection for your "queen".

???: GET YOUR FILTHY, EVIL-DOING HANDS OFF OF ME! (Gets thrown to the floor)

Risky: GRRR!  When Antasma comes for me, he will KILL YOU for your bullshit, Cyrus!

Cyrus: That will NEVER happen.  You are MINE now.  Correct, Ted?

Tonate: Affirmative, Cyrus.

(The next day...)

Me: (Finds Risky gone) OH, HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO!  EFFERYVUN!  MANSION MEETING!  RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

https://youtu.be/X4bSQLnlSSg

William Birkin: What's wrong, Antasma? (Pauses, looks around) Wait, where's Risky?

Me: That's the point!  She's been abducted by--(Sees a note with a "G" on it)

"Dear SSS Mansion Residents,

We have captured Risky Boots.  We will give her back for the seven Chaos Emeralds.  If you decline, you'll NEVER see Risky again!

                                             Signed,

                                           Galactic Boss Cyrus"

Me: Cyrus STILL vants to be the king of a new vorld, huh? His dream is about to be crushed by reality!  I'll handle Cyrus, you battle the grunts and commanders!

Everyone else: Wait, you get to take care of the big guy, and we get to handle the others?!

https://youtu.be/5Vomrt6pjpo

(After landing at Spear Pillar in a hijacked Team Galactic helicopter...)

https://youtu.be/lwuIAlUM35I

Toad #1 (from inside turret): Commander Von Karma!  There's a Galactic helicopter headed straight for the landing pad!  What do we do?!?

Manfred: SHOOT IT!

Cyrus: NO!  Let them land.  It might be new materials for our superweapon...(Looks at green laser GIF, smirks)

(Two Galactic Grunts hold me by the arms)

Me: You know the plan, right?

Spooky: Yup!

Drawcia: Affirmative!

Me: OK.  Operation "Risky Rescue" is a-go!  (Gets brought out) LEMME GO!

(1 hour later, I was brought to Cyrus)

Cyrus: Tonate! Take this ABOMINATION to the holding cell! 

Me: Pardon?!  All right, you two!  Reveal why I got out so quickly!

https://youtu.be/p09hhXbsB9c

???: Prepare for trouble!

???: Make it DOUBLE!

???: To protect the world from devastation!

???: To unite all peoples within our nation!

???: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

???: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Drawcia: Drawcia!

Spooky: Spooky!

Drawcia: The SSS Crew blast off at the speed of light!

Spooky: Surrender NOW or prepare to fight, fight, FIGHT!

(A cat jumps up)

Meowth: Meowth!  Dat's RIGHT!

Me: INCOMING!

(Ceiling gets blown open, music below plays)

https://youtu.be/982hs0CeBL8

Me: Your reign of terror is OVER, Cyrus!  Hand Risky over, and I'll make this death QUICK! (Pulls out lightsaber)

Cyrus: NEVER!  She's MY QUEEN! (Ignites red lightsaber)

(Me and Cyrus clash in a flurry of red and purple)

(Meanwhile...Mitch found the detention level and told William Birkin via Solid Eye/scanner. But it was protected by bipedal, ax-wielding cows.)

https://youtu.be/eK4Iz6K2xHQ

InfiniteTheEdge:  Jeez! Those cows are tough as HELL! Dr. Birkin, I'm at the detention level.

William Birkin: Good.  The cell coding number you want is DL-6. *Rest in peace, Gregory Edgeworth...You were a good man.*

InfiniteTheEdge: Found it! (Opens door) Risky!  Thank god you're all right!

Risky: Where's Antasma?  I have to help him!

InfiniteTheEdge: Follow me, then!

(Back at me and Cyrus)

Me: I'm not leaving vithout Risky!

Cyrus: Then you can be my slave! (Gets stabbed in the back by a blue lightsaber)

Risky: THAT'S FOR TAKING ME HOSTAGE AND TRYING TO KILL MY TINKERBAT KING!

Me: (sees core, smirks) Efferyvun...

https://youtu.be/Vu2stX8bL6M

(I instant transmit everyone back to the mansion)

Cyrus: MOTHERFU--(Galactic HQ blows up)

???: Hello, Antasma.

Me: Link!  It's been a long time!  How haff you been, bro?!

Link: I've seen your feat!  Can I join your crew?!

Me: Sure!  Who vants IHOP...on me?!

Everyone else: YEAH!

Viger: Gotta get pancakes!  Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!