https://youtu.be/wDqnXOlG9YQ

(I am talking with Panty, Comet, and a mystery person.)

Me: Okay, Comet.  I haff a question to ask you...VHY THEE FUCK ARE YOU GOING OAFERKILL ON YOUR BEHAVIORS?!

Comet (smart-ass attitude): Hmph.  If they're also at fault, then why aren't you talking to the others?

Me: OH, HELL TO THEE MOTHERFUCKING NO!  Panty, "Mr. E", you're excused...(Thinks to himself) InfiniteTheEdge, please forgiff me for this...(Pulls out my lightsaber) For two reasons, Comet:

1) Panty has an objectiff, and she's a voman.

2) I don't know who thee other person is!  (Being uncloaks)

Blinky: InfiniteTheEdge kicked my ass, remember?!

Me: Vhere did you two go so wrong?!

(Earlier today...)

https://youtu.be/3NyUbSFQYdQ

Comet: (Knocks on Nonko's door) Uh...Nonko?

Nonko: So, you're looking for a way to get out of homework, hon'?  I've got the best lesson for you, if you catch my drift~...

InfiniteTheEdge: COMET, GET BACK HERE!

(Meanwhile...)

Tari and SMG4: C'mon, kids!

Archibald, Donald, Farfetch'd and Quackington: *sfx: quacking*

(Elsewhere...)

Panty: So, you gain attention quickly on YouTube, huh?  You could be the new king of TheChaosTheatre!  (Does a walking motion with her fingers up his chest) And you know what they say, Logan..."Every king needs a queen."  So, how 'bout it?

Logan: Fine, but don't tell Shantae.

Blinky: I'll just tell Antasma while cloaked up, but I gotta get in trouble first...He loves his son more than anything...THAT'S IT! (Devilish smirk)

(Later...)

NightShadow: Dad!  This man won't stop harassing me with death!

Me: VHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?

*sfx: Knocking on door*

???: Hello...I'm here for NightSha--

Me: GET OVER HERE!

???: Well, fuck.

(Present time...)

Blinky: Time to burn you to ashes ONCE AND FOR ALL!  Especially LOGAN!

Dimentio: I don't think so, Blinky!  And so your plan fails, like a malfunctioning tire on an old car!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Ciao, bitch!

Blinky: Looks like I'm blasting off alone!

Meowth: YEAH, YEAH, SCREW YOU TOO, JOIK!

Me: Who wants TGI Friday's...ON ME?!

William Birkin: I'll help chip in, Antasma!

Viger: Gotta get some Green Bean Fries!  Anyways, Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!