It was a normal day as always.  Tari was playing my Xbox 360, Mario was eating spaghetti, Luigi was watching my YouTube videos, Risky and I were at AMC watching "The Secret Life of Pets 2", Sonic was eating chili dogs at Wienerschnitzel, Shadow was trying to kill Silver, and InfiniteTheEdge was with his son at the food court.  Out of nowhere, twelve people flew out of the portal in the garage.

Android 17: Where the fuck ARE we?!?

Shantae: It appears to be a house, but what's all the commotion?

Crystalonetta: I hear...Tari...Mario...Luigi...Sonic...Wait, is everyone here?!

NightShadow: It appears so, Miss Crystalonetta.  I hear my Uncle Spooky, too!

Logan: Now I can see Antasma in the flesh!

Stocking: Where's the sweets at?  I'm starving!

Panty: Where's RedFlygon at?  I've got a quota to complete, if you know what I mean...~

Meta Knight: SHUT UP, PANTY!

Adeleine: Cut her some slack, Meta Knight!  Everyone has goals!  Speaking of which, I've yet to see Antasma's mother.

Edgeworth: I would like to see Antasma in the flesh as well, Logan.

Phoenix Wright: Same with me, Edgeworth!

(A few hours later...)

Comet: We're back, guys! (Sees Shadow shooting at Silver) SHADOW, NOT AGAIN!

Shadow: THAT MOTHERFUCKER ATE MY TACOS!

Me: Was there a NAME on the tacos?

Shadow: No, but--

Me: BUT NOTHING!  NO NAME MEANS ANYONE CAN HAVE IT!  HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU?!?!?!?

(Oh, boy...Shadow's acting up again...This is going to take a long time...)

Viger: Richard Lind will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!