Me: (Yawns) Time to vake up.  (Looks at the clock)

https://youtu.be/ISGdBIr67NU

I'm late!

(Walks in)

https://youtu.be/GQKGJoXiK_8

Me: Sorry 'bout that, guys...

InfiniteTheEdge: You had a rough sleep.  We all forgive you.

Bob (From outside the window): EaSy FoR yOu To SaY!

Me: (Points DL-44 at Bob, shoots him)

https://youtu.be/NTuEgK9g6j4

Bob: Oh, ChRiSt, My OvArIeS!

Anakin: Thanks, he was getting pretty annoying.

Me: (Clears throat) Anyvays, let's get to breakfast!

???: (Meows)

Me: I'll give you some spectral cat food, Polter Kitty.

Polter Kitty: (Purrs, lays in my lap)

Hellen: It seems as though your bond with cats has paid off, Antasma.  (Picks up Polter Kitty, pets her)

https://youtu.be/QBcItQ3IrA8

Me: (Hands KingDxD his present)

KingDxD: Is this the same sword?!

Me: Yes, but vith more power, and you don't have to vaste any magic summoning it!

KingDxD: Thanks!

Risky: Yo, Triple D! Here's your present!

King DeDeDe: Thanks, Riskeh! Heh heh heh!  Escargoon, here's somethin' for ya!

Escargoon: You got me this for the item stock?!  (Cries) Thank you, Sire!  (Sobs happily)

Crystal: (Stomach glows red, materializes a tissue)

Me/King DeDeDe: (Hugs and Big D gives the tissue to Escargoon)

Me: (Smiles at Crystal) Your son is going to be a good boy and escape artist, Crystal.

InfiniteTheEdge: Antasma.  You've been a good bodyguard towards my wife and first kid... (Thinks) ...How'd you like to be in charge of training Comet when he's 6.5 years old?  You have my approval.

Me: Sure.  I'll make a green-bladed lightsaber for him.  He's already showing his potential.

InfiniteTheEdge: Thanks, Antasma.

Me: Here's some things for you, William.  (Hands over a blowtorch, a welder's mask, and the pic below)

William Birkin: All this for making inventions?!  Thanks, Antasma!

Me: Heh-heh, let's just say... I know a guy.

InfiniteTheEdge: Here's a present for you, Antasma.

Me: Yes! I love this!  Here's something for you, Phoenix! (Resurrects a Fey Clan Member)

https://youtu.be/o0Bd8pq-utw

Phoenix: MIA!  I missed you!  (Cries happily)

Me: (Gives tissue to Phoenix Wright)

Phoenix: Thank you so much, Antasma!

Edgeworth: Kogarashi, here's an order of 500 Silph Scopes, designed by William Birkin.

Kogarashi (Shocked to see 500 Silph Scopes): 

https://youtu.be/9TjkAR2Sur4

Everyone else: Heh heh heh!

Yuuna: Now everyone we give these to can see me! This is great! Thanks, Antasma!

Me: Anytime, Yuuna!

(At night...)

Me: Today was a good day... (Noticed something out of the corner of my eye)

https://youtu.be/40QcUJkK8LA

Me: Huh?  (Sees a box) "Open this box and you won't regret it! -Risky Boots"...? (Thinks about it)

https://youtu.be/5fjm_gzZEq4

(Opens box)

Risky: (Arrives out of said box... NUDE) Surprise, my 'Tinkerbat King'!  I'm your nightly Christmas present!

Me:

https://youtu.be/LGnPNI7lfDw

Viger: Oh, my!  *ahem* Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!