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Kefka: So, the others are going trick or treating, hmm?  Well, I'll just destroy them and then their candy, too!  WA-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

(Meanwhile...)

Stocking: Let's hurry!  We going or not?!?  Can you believe these guys, Jack?!

Jack-O-Lantern: I know, right, sweetie?! (Takes out an air horn, sets it off, then sings the Trollololo Song) 

Viger: I have my remote-controlled Magnezone at the ready!

Meta Knight: I'm ready!  (Comes out looking like a sword-wielding Crobat)

Sephiroth: Ready. (Appears as a Chibi)

Kirby: Poyo!  ()

King DeDeDe (Texan Accent): Don't steal mah style, Kirbeh!  Eh, screw it, it's All Hallows' Eve, go ahead.

(After getting a lot of candy, they were heading home, when...)

Kefka: Ready to get beaten and then your candy destroyed?!

???: NOT SO FAST!!!

Me: If you vant their candy, you'll haff to get through ME!  (Ignites lightsaber)

*sfx: "Pokemon - Double Trouble (Full Version)" plays*

(Kefka and I clash in a flurry of purple and red for 3 minutes, but since I used Mace Windu's technique, called Vaapad, I beat Kefka easily.)

Kefka: Why create, when it will only be destroyed?  Why cling to life, knowing that you have to die?  Your life won't make sense once you--(gets stabbed)

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!  (Kefka's body falls to the ground)  Now then, let's go home.

Risky: Antasma, sweetie...You forgot a treat...(kisses me)

Me: That vas the best treat yet!  SKREEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

Viger: I've gotta go eat my candy, so Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!