https://youtu.be/4wFuJu4Z7zA

I was in bed, and I looked at the calendar! I looked at the date, and...

Me: Vell, time to pay my respects to my niece...(walks to cremation box, kisses his fingers, places fingers on box, and cries)

(Meanwhile...Risky and the others were preparing for the party)

Risky: Okay, Rouge.  Place the banner in the --(Hears crying)

Drawcia: Who's the one crying...?

???: I bet it's Antasma.

Risky: I'll check on him.  18, please monitor the others.

18: Will do.

Risky: (knocks on the door) Antasma, sweetie?  You OK?

https://youtu.be/YM7krHaVGH0

Me: Vhy'd you haff to die on my birthday, my niece?  'Stache...I miss you...

Risky: Is this because of your little bro's cat...?

Me: Yes...(sniff) Effery June 15th, I haff to put up vith the fact I share my birthday vith my niece's death...It's driving me mad!  Effery year that passes is vun more year to regret eefen being born in the FIRST PLACE! (sobs)

Risky: You poor man...I'd hide from the rest if that happened to me, too.

(An hour later...)

https://youtu.be/40QcUJkK8LA

Me: (Walks in the cafeteria)

Everyone else: Surprise!

Me: GAAAAAH!  (Brings out Skorpion EVO, fires a few rounds) DON'T DO THAT!  SKREEYEESH!

(We get to the presents)

Drawcia: Here's MY present.

Me: (Opens it up) Vhat the--"Full Oho Oasis Spa Package"...? Hmm...I vunder vhat this might be for...

https://youtu.be/5fjm_gzZEq4

Rouge: Here's my present. (kisses me)

Me: (blushes)

Risky: And here's mine.

Me: You got me a Magnemite plushie?!  I'm naming it "Viger"!

Viger: Did someone name a Magnemite plushie after me?

Me: Yup!  And now I'm heading over to the Oho Oasis Spa to use this coupon!

(I arrive at the Oho Oasis Spa)

Gigi: Hey, Antasma.

Merri: Welcome, Antasma.

Both: Would you like to get started?

Me: Er, yes.

(The Jellyfish Sisters close the door, while a lustful smirk can be seen on BOTH of their faces)

Me: 

https://youtu.be/5mR1EzTK-7k

Viger: Well, THAT happened!  Anyways, Antasma will see you all later, and as always, toodles!