https://youtu.be/u-bYM_qKTSE

Me: Ah, nothing like the beach to round out summer.  Vait, Risky?  Vhere are--(Gets shocked by the sight in front of him)

Risky: Like what you see, sweetie?~

Drawcia: Risky, don't forget me!

Panty: What are we, chopped liver?!

Stocking: I got dragged into this, BTW...

Me: (Instant Nosebleed)

???: Ooh, look, Gigi! Isn't that the only male student in our all-girls high school...ANTASMA?!  I hear he's very popular!

Gigi: I don't know, Merri.  Let's go over and see!

Me: Ah, if it isn't the Jellyfish Sisters.  How haff you two been?

Gigi: We've been doing well.  We recently just met the Mario Bros.

Me: The Mario Bros. are doing good?  Vell, that's reassuring to hear.  SKREEK!

Merri: Word is you went legit.  How did THAT happen?

Me: Er, I'll tell you the story, but be prepared for profanity, just giffing you a heads-up.

(Music ends, music below begins)

https://youtu.be/oeWoU1sqqLU

Me: At the start of my release into the real vorld, I teamed up vith Bowser.  I didn't care about Peach, I just liked my partner in crime!  At the Mt. Pajamaja area, vee used the Dream Stone to build a castle.  I made the vish for my allies at the time.  I then said, "You are next in line, Honorable Bowser...It is time you vished for yourself."  This showed that I respected and neffer betrayed Bowser.  But in the final hours off "Dream Team", Bowser betrayed ME, his only partner that respected him!  And so, vhen Mario beat my decoy, I turned myself in to an adolescence mental hospital.  You see, the reason is I vent a little insane after getting betrayed, and five days later, I came out the legit being you see before you today!  SKREEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

(Music ends, music below begins)

https://youtu.be/m0_hGounLfs

Gigi: Aw, you poor man...~

Merri: You gave him respect, and he still threw you away?  Wow...I'd never do that to YOU...~

???: YO!  Who are you?

(I turn around, he recognizes me)

Alex Rochon: Richard!  How have you been, man?!  (Notices girl posse, smirks) Lucky!  Living your elementary years again, huh, buddy?

Me: Er, um...These girls follow me around EFFERYVHERE...Ahehehe...Yeah, it's not bad, but...(sucks air through my teeth)  Anyvays, how are you, Alex?  (Turns to girl posse)  Efferyvun, meet vun off my many friends in TheChaosTheatre, Alex "Autarch of Flame" Rochon!

Logan: Richard, my man!  How have you been?!

Me: And this man is Logan "Fawful's Minion" Atkins!

???: Antasma!  Long time no see!

Me: (sighs) Hello, Shantae...

Risky: Well, well.  We meet again! (Ignites lightsaber)

Me: Not now, sweet stuff...Remember, in real life, you two are friends.

Risky: Fine. (Sheathes lightsaber)

1 hour later...

(Music ends, music below begins)

https://youtu.be/CiN053gHSc8

(The next day, back at the university...)

Me: That was an eventful last day of summer.  The Autumnal Equinox is today, and summer is gone. (sings) Summer has come and passed.  The innocent can never last.

Me and Risky (sings): Wake me up...when September ends!

Viger: Good ol' Green Day!  Heh-heh!  Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!