https://youtu.be/hGB1X4myf10

It was a lovely day, and I was just walking over to the virology/parasitology class with Risky, Drawcia, Rouge, Francisca, Flamberge, Zan Partizanne, and Athena Cykes.

Athena: Hey, Antasma.  

Francisca: You sure you don't wanna...CHILL OUT...with me and my sisters?!

Flamberge: EASY, FRANCISCA!

Zan Partizanne: That goes for you too, hothead!

Flamberge: WHAT?!

Drawcia: I miss my boyfriend...(sniff) Spooky...

Me: Hold up!  You're my little bro's GF?!  HOLY CRAP!  (Pauses) Shit...I said too much...

Drawcia: Spooky's your younger brother?!?

Then five more girls actually walked up.

https://youtu.be/40QcUJkK8LA

??? (in a SCHOOL OUTFIT): Who's that~?

Sagiri: Nonko, that's a boy.  The name's Sagiri.

Nonko: Hmm...So cute...~

Yaya: Too true, Nonko.  The name's Yaya.

Panty: (Turns to me with a lustful smirk) Hey, darling.  The name's Panty Anarchy, and I wonder how much potential you have...

???: Where's the sweets in this joint?!  I'm starving! The name's Stocking Anarchy, BTW.

Nonko: Come here, sugar.  I'll give you a better time than that chick over there~!  (Points to Risky, then proceeds to put her hands on me)

Risky: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY BOYFRIEND?!?!

https://youtu.be/vEgfbMYiP_c

When I walked into the virology/parasitology class, I was shocked to see WHO was teaching the class in the first place.

(Music Ends)

https://youtu.be/u3gSUzItkn0

???: Antasma, long time, no see!

Me: Dr. Birkin!  Well, isn't this is a surprise!

William: Never thought I'd be teaching you of all people...The person who told me to go legit!  And as you can see, I did!  They wanted to hire Alexia Ashford originally, but she's dead because of Christopher Redfield.  Then they turned to me, shocking as it may sound, but as you may have guessed, I was desperate for a job to teach viruses and parasites after losing my G-Virus samples, so I delightfully accepted.  And that's why I'm here!

Me: Well, it's nice to hear you took my advice! (Leaves for Science class)

(Music ends, music below begins)

https://youtu.be/y9q3G2NEWEo

(In Science class...)

???: Hey, Antasma!  Why are you at this school?

Me: Er, it's simple, Mr. Mitchell.  My dad placed me here.

InfiniteTheEdge: And is your dad...THIS man?

Me: Er, um...Yes.

Crystal: (Walks from behind InfiniteTheEdge) Yeah, Koga was a HUGE Casanova back in his day, and it looks as if you have your dad's blood!

Me: (Looks at the ladies following me, turns beet red, tries hard to keep his volume down) Please don't, you two.  I'm trying to keep my temper under control.

InfiniteTheEdge/Crystal: Oh, sorry.

Me: Well, don't get me wrong, you two.  It is true, but it makes me sheepish!

(5 minutes into the lesson...)

Me: (Silently) Hey, Risky!  Let's see what these two chemicals make...(Sees it smoking, puts the liquid in my Ray Gun, the Ray Gun accidentally fires a bullet)  OH, SHIT!

https://youtu.be/oeWoU1sqqLU

InfiniteTheEdge: (Gets distracted by my exclamation) What the--?! (Sees Ray Gun Blast) Antasma...Do you even realize what you created?!

Me: Er, Element 115...?

InfiniteTheEdge: Yes, also called...Ununpentium, or Uup!  That means this is the first discovery in a lab and not a meteor!

(In Room 182...)

Me: Well, son of a bitch!  Never thought you and I would be making a fictional chemical come to life, sweetie!

Risky: As long as I'm paired with you, hon, I'm not gonna complain!

Viger: Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!