???: I can't wait to see Antasma after all this time...Gives me joy.

Starlow: ANTASMA?! (Horrible memories play) YOU'LL BE CREAMED!

Me: Ah, hello, my two new guests.  Starlow is refusing to come in?  In that case...Tell her I have a yellow room for her.

Starlow: OUT OF THE WAY!  STAR SPRITE COMIN' THROUGH!  (Bumps into InfiniteTheEdge)

InfiniteTheEdge: WATCH IT!  Wait, you're...Starlow, correct?

Nice to meet you.  The name's InfiniteTheEdge.  I take it Dreambert is the other guest?

Starlow: Yeah, my boyfriend can get annoying sometimes...

*sfx: "Fight!  Team Aqua/Magma - Pokemon (Anime) Music Extended" plays*

Me: Yeah, Dreambert is kind off--VAIT!  VHAT...

Risky: The...

Mario: Fuck-a...

Luigi: Did...

Spooky: You...

Drawcia: Just...

Sonic: Say?!?

Dreambert: That's correct.  We are now a thing!

Me: Let me show you to your rooms.

*sfx: "Ancient Pi'illo Kingdom - Mario and Luigi Dream Team Music Extended" Plays*

(Comes across a yellow room)

Me: Starlow, this is your room.

Starlow: I'll get settled in.  YELLO GOODBYE!

(Comes across an orange room)

Me: Dreambert, your room is here.

Dreambert: Thanks, Antasma!  You weren't joking when you said on YouTube that you went legit!  How did that happen, exactly?

Me: I turned myself in to a mental hospital, and because they called me "The Cool Kid", I came out a legit being FIVE DAYS LATER.  So, there you have it!

Viger: Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!