(One peaceful day, me and Risky were watching "Ridiculousness" with Silver, when I heard a knock on the door.)

Me: *to myself* Who the hell is that...?

NightShadow: Hey, guys!  I'm back with Dark-ette, and I have news for you all!  Go on, Night's Void!  No need to be shy, buddy!

*sfx: "Enter Darkrai! - Pokemon Movie 10: Rise of Darkrai Extended" Plays*

Night's Void: Whassup.

Me: Hello, Night's Void.  Believe it or not, despite being 23, I'm your grandfather.

Risky: And I'm the same age as my Tinkerbat King, so I guess that makes me a grandmother.

William: Hello, Night's Void.  My name is Dr. William Birkin, and thanks to Antasma, I was saved and given a second chance at redemption.

Night's Void: I haven't played RE2(019), but I'm glad you're out of the gunfire of Alpha Team.

Logan: So, THIS is "Night's Void"...A Darkrai...Interesting...Any friend/family member of a Darkrai is a friend of mine!

Shantae: A CACKLEBAT!!  KILL IT!

Me: OH, HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO!  MY GRANDSON IS NOT A FUCKING CACKLEBAT!

Shadow: (pulls out a gun, shoots Night's Void)

Me: YOU FUCKING BASTARD OFF A HEDGEHOG!  (Ignites lightsaber, Force Chokes Shadow, throws him outside, and impales him)  JUST FOR THAT, YOU CAN BE A FUCKING HOBO FOR ALL I CARE, MOTHERFUCKER!  (Turns to Night's Void, notices a bullet wound)  Grrrr...InfiniteTheEdge, get Night's Void to vun off my twenty-five healing capsules!  I'm putting Shadow in prison vunce and for ALL!  I VILL NOT STAND FOR ANY OFF MY FAMILY/FRIENDS BEING SHOT AT!

Viger: Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!