???: Antasma killed my father...In order to punish him, I need to flog him.  But a legendary flogging instrument like the "Roman Flagellum" requires three whips, not just one...Huh?  Daf*q is this...A cloning machine? (devilish smirk)  Hear me out, Antasma...You have not heard the last of...Francisca Von Karma!

(Meanwhile, at the GameStop store...)

Me: They haff a lot off good games...Maybe I'll go vith "Destiny: The Taken King"...SKREEP!

InfiniteTheEdge: (spots Francisca) Wait, who's that woman?

Me: OH, SHIT!  It's Manfred's hellspawn, Francisca Von Karma!  Vell, at least she didn't clone herself.

(clones appear behind her)

Me: GOD-F*CKITY-DAMMIT!  Me and my stupid Meowth!

Meowth: DAT'S MY LINE, JOIK!  FURY SWIPES!

Me: GAAAAH!

Francisca: Antasma, prepare to be flogged for murdering my father!

Me: He vas a pain in the ass!  He deserved vhat he got!

(Meanwhile...)

Shadow: Fly, Silver!  They almost grabbed me!

Silver: You know what?!  (kicks Shadow off) SCREW YOU!  You're the Neon of this show, so you can get raped and flogged for all I care!

Francisca: You'll make good flogging practice, Emo!

Shadow: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

(a dozen Francisca clones are outside of the mansion)

Me: There's no army of hellspawns outside my door, there's no army of hellspawns outside my door, there's no army of hellspawns outside my door, there's no army of hellspawns outside my-

(clones appear in my room)

Me: There's an army of hellspawns in my room...Vell, SHIT!

(Risky appears)

Risky: Okay, you bitches had best back off of my Tinkerbat King, or else I'll make Prosecutor Sashimi outta you!

(In Vid-Game Court, after the cloning machine was destroyed...)

Sonic: Hello, everyone, and welcome to Vid-Game Court.  Today, Risky Boots is suing Francisca Von Karma for "attempted flogging", if you will.  Risky's lawyer is a Tinkerbat, with Antasma as a translator, while Francisca's lawyer is Shadow the Ultimate Asshole.  The judge is Drawcia the Sorceress.

Drawcia: Okay, let's get this done quickly, because I have a date with my Ghost King/boyfriend, Spooky!

Spooky: (flirtatious voice) Thanks for remembering, you fine work of art!

(In case you don't know who Spooky is, he is the main antagonist of "Pac-Man World 2".  Back to the case!)

Drawcia: Risky, call your first witness!

Risky: I call Rouge to the stand.

(1st witness)

Tinkerbat: ...

Me: So, Rouge, vhere vere you vhen this incident took place?

Rouge: I was taking a roost in the treetops, when I overheard the defendant ranting about flogging the translator for killing Manfred Von Karma.  She spotted Tails' cloning machine in the park and devised a devious plot: to clone herself and flog Antasma as revenge!

Tails: So THAT'S where it was!  Francisca, I'm beating your ass after this is over!

Drawcia: ORDER IN THE MOTHERFUCKING COURT!  Francisca, call your first and only witness!

Francisca: I call my dad's spirit to the stand!

(2nd witness)

Shadow: So, Manfred Von Karma, father of Francisca Von Karma, did your daughter plan on flogging the translator?

Manfred: No, she did not.  This Liar King is GUILTY!

(spotlight appears next to Manfred)

Me: CARE TO SAY THAT AGAIN, YOU SON OF A BITCH?!?!

Manfred: Uhh...I believe she used a cloning machine to flog Antasma.

Francisca: OBJECTION!!!!  MY FATHER WAS THREATENED WITH A SEARCHLIGHT!

Drawcia: Overruled!  And you are not the attorney, so SHUT THE FUCK UP!  Risky, call the final witness.

Risky: I call Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth to the stand!

Tinkerbat: ...

Me: He vas asking, "Do you haff any effidence that Francisca vas trying to flog Antasma, my translator?"

Edgeworth: Yes, here's a picture of the very instrument she was planning to use, the "Roman Flagellum".

Drawcia: Well, that's all we need to see...Has the jury reached a verdict?

Jury: We, the jury, find the defendant, Prosecutor Francisca Von Karma, guilty of all charges!

Drawcia: The punishments are, as follows:

1) Have your whip and prosecution badge taken away.

2) Life in prison.

3) Have Neo Metal Sonic as a cellmate.

CASE DISMISSED!

(bangs gavel)

Neo Metal Sonic: Hey, beautiful!

Francisca: Shut your mouth, tin-can!

Viger: Antasma hopes to see you when he sees you, and as always, toodles!

Next time...SSS Journal 3...The Birthday Special!  I'll have it done by June 15th!  I promise!