Velcome back, efferyvun...

It was April Fool's Day, and Shadow had an idea to prank efferyvun in the mansion...

Key:

Prank=On whom

Yours Truly=Marx Soul's Ear Rape Scream

Risky Prank Call

Marx=Giratina Jumpscare

King DeDeDe=Happy Buzzer

(Jack Napier=Shadow   King DeDeDe=other guy)

Meta Knight=Air horn Prank

Kirby=Fake love letter

(The beat-down has not been provided, for those of you who are new to violence.)

(The next day...)

sfx: *Knocks on door*

???: Hello?  Is anyone dare?  Antasma?

Me: Meowth!  Vhy are you here?

Meowth: (sobs) Jessie and James got killed by this tall, waist-caped, five-quilled, spiky blue robot!

Me: NEO METAL SONIC!!!!

("Above the Halberd" plays)

Meta Knight: I know just what to do to this motherf**ker!  (presses big, red button)

Meta Knight: EVERYONE IN!!! NOW!!!

(Meanwhile...)

("King DeDeDe Theme: 'Kirby Star Allies' version plays")

Neo Metal Sonic: How long until they get here?!

(sees Battleship Halberd, two Lor Starcutter EXs, and a bunch of X-Wings)

Me: LET'S DO THIS!!!  Jackal Squad, fire a hole in the Final Fortress!

InfiniteTheEdge: With pleasure...Jackal Squad, FIRE!!!

Egg Pawn: Sir, they blasted a hole through the side of the ship!  I'm guessing that they're going for the core/power supply!

Neo Metal Sonic: Keep the imbeciles busy!  I'll deal with Antasma!  He'll PAY for making ME the RUNNER-UP of favorite antagonist!

(Wow, he's PISSED!)

(BTV, here is my List of Top 5 Favorite Antagonists)

5) Marx/Marx Soul

4) ClockweЯk the Owl

3) Giovanni, Boss Rainbow Rocket

2) Neo Metal Sonic

1) Antasma, The Bat King (obviously)

(Let's get back to the story...)

Me: Tinkerbat King to Trigger-Happy!  Come in, Trigger-Happy!

Logan: I thought we decided on no nicknames!

Me: That's a negative, Fawful's Minion!

Shadow: What the f*ck do you want, Tinkerbat King?!?!?!

???: Let's get back to making out, sweetie...

Me: WHO ELSE IS IN THERE?!  Just describe her!

Shadow: Blonde hair, red dress, and curses a lot...Why?

Me: VHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING IN THERE...PANTY ANARCHY?!?!

(Didn't expect THAT, didja?)

Panty: Adding another organism to my quota.

Me: OF COURSE...SKREEYEESH!

(Risky fires a missile at the core)

Risky: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

Meowth: Good tinkin', toots!

(At the house...)

Me: Viger!  How haff you been?  PINGAS!

Viger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

(He REALLY likes that meme, doesn't he?)

I hope to see you guys when I see you guys, and as Viger says...

Viger: And as always, toodles!