https://youtu.be/PPtPuXoPzDU

(I see InfiniteTheEdge and Comet in the same room and, as a result, revert to my human form.  BTW, Comet is 8 months old at this time.)

Me: (Holds a box, whispers) Here's a music box that plays soothing music silently.

InfiniteTheEdge: Thanks, bud.

Comet: Tank you, Uncle Antasma.  I appweciate it.

Me: (Smiles) Heh, it's nothing, Comet.

InfiniteTheEdge: His mind is absorbing a lot of information quickly.

Comet: Well, an infant's bwain DOES absorb 90% more information before they weach toddwerhood.

InfiniteTheEdge: Who taught you that, son?

Comet: Uncle Antasma did.  He's been teaching me a wot of stuff!

Richard Lind: (About his alter-ego's POV)

https://youtu.be/8KsT6RgXF_I

Comet: He said that I'll wearn more at combat at 6.5 years old.

InfiniteTheEdge: You've been eavesdropping on us talking about you on Christmas, haven't you?

Comet: ...Dat's partwy the weason, Papa.

InfiniteTheEdge: Did you teach him patience, as well?

Me: Yes, I have.  Along with those facts that I taught him.

Drawcia: I've brought some Mesozoic documentaries for you, Comet.

InfiniteTheEdge: (Bears teeth) ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Comet: I've felt viowence before, Papa.  It's nothing new.

Me: He's got a point, Mitch.

InfiniteTheEdge: (Groans, ears droop) Fine!

Me: Though, I will give you a fair warning, Comet.  At the K-T Boundary, there's something that will happen that causes 70% of all life to die out...at that time period.  It's called the Cretaceous-Teritary Mass Extinction.

Comet: I can't wait to see what that K-T Boundwy thing is!  But then again, patience is a virtue.  Wight, Papa?

InfiniteTheEdge: (Cries happily) Comet... Your mind will be brilliant when you grow up... (Sniff)

Me: (Hugs InfiniteTheEdge) He's learning so fast... You can thank me for that, my jackal buddy.

Crystal: (Walks in, sees the scenario) What's going on?

Comet: Uncle Antasma is soothing Papa because he's cwying happiwy at my mind being so bwight due to Uncle Antasma teaching me a wot of stuff!  (Summons a tissue box for his father using the Force and his astronomical powers)

Crystal: Antasma, can I talk to you?  I'd like to know what exactly you're teaching him.

(In the living room)

https://youtu.be/DqUWz1bXnuA

Crystal: What have you been teaching him?

Me: I am just teaching him about stuff that he'll learn, mainly in elementary school.  Complete and gradual metamorphosis, true proven facts, the Mesozoic Era, and even astronomy!

Crystal: So, you've been teaching him science?

Me: Yeah!  But not something that he'll learn in approximately 11 years and 4 months!  That's too much info!

Crystal: I see.  I just wanted to clarify.  After all, I was worried that you were teaching him the "Pidgeys and the Beedrills"!

Me: No!  That's something he'll find out on his 12th birthday.

Crystal: And why did Drawcia bring a bunch of dinosaur documentaries?

Me: She read that little kids like dinosaurs... Is something wrong with that?

Crystal: It has a lot of violence in it!

Me: About that... He said he felt violence before, so it's nothing new.

Crystal: I see... Very well.

(Meanwhile...)

NightShadow: Comet! So, how's my cousin doing?

William Birkin: (Notices Comet) Hey, sport.  How are you?

Kogarashi: Hey-hey, Comet! How's the new Wolfal doing?

Spooky: Hey there, Comet.  How's my big bro's "l'il ace learner" doing?

Comet: I'm doing gweat, guys!

Risky: How are you, my little nephew?

Comet: Hewwo, Aunt Wisky!

Viger: Heh-heh!  Talk about good parenting!  Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!