I gasped a great gasp.

*Gasp*

I watch in fear as Squirrel #3 chows his way through my backyard bird's bird-only-food.

That bitch.

I walk up to it, my S'mores pop tart momentarily forgotten.

I slowly.

Oh so slowly.

(like a snail)

Pull out my phone and snap a picture of it.

(not like a snail)

And carefully back away, so as not to disturb it farther.

It is not wise to mess with these creatures.