Today I will be reviewing this book :   

"If I live forever, I can live now"  by Seasidewhisper

1st BOOK OF THE "FOREVER" SERIES. 

My first thought when I saw this book was I do not understand the title at all...I eventually gave up trying to figure it out...and it didn't get any better after that.  I should have knonw better than to ever start trying to read this thing...but someone asked me to review it so I did.  I should probably let you know upfront that I DNF'd this shit at chapter three.  

This shit was so pretentious it should have been written in French.  And what's worse...there is part 2.  Fuuuuuck. 

The main character Tessa is a total self absorbed dick tease and an super emotionally needy chick mourning the lost of her best cancer girlfriend.  And the dead cancer chick wasn't her girlfriend in a good hot way...just a friend who was a chick.   The main dude Luke...if you can even call him a dude...was like a chick with a useless dick.   What I mean by that is very simple...he had all the emotional understanding of a girl...but could still pee standing up.  And I could totally tell by the intro chapter that pissing was pretty much all the action Luke's dick was ever gonna see for the entire book.  (At least to chapter three Luke's dick remained un blown.)  

To be honest this story would have been more interesting if it was a lesbian love story...at least that way I wouldn't have had any exceptions of blowjobs.  Oh yeah FYI...I know someone who read this thing...ZERO BLOWJOBS GIVEN.

After I bailed out on chapter three of this pretentious self absorbed tampon of a book, I started watching some old subtitled Japanese Anime porn on line...and even with all the good parts pixelated out...it was still more interesting read than 'If I live forever..."

My book rating for this is : 

DNF'D THIS PIECE OF SHIT.  IT SUCKED ASS SO BAD...PIXELATED CARTOON PORN WITH ROBOT DEMON OCTOPUSES AND SUBTITLES WAS A BETTER READ...

Conclusion:

I am not even sure a flashback bisexual threesome blowjob with her dead best girlfriend as the unicorn in the middle would have helped this book it was so awful.   

And If given the choice between prison anal rape and reading this book?  I am sure I would read this book...but until I am faced with that choice...NOT A FUCKING CHANCE IN HELL.    

And that is my honest opinion...for what it is worth. 

Oh and the picture above is NOT the cover! I added that to make it more interesting to hot BI chicks.