Sirhougetsu

On a bored long holiday.

Edge: *sleeping on his FUCKINGCOUCH*

Poppy: eheh... *Scream* Wake your  lazy ass up!!!!!

Edge: *shot up and punched poppy* ahhh!

Poppy: ouch.... How could you.

Hana: *break in* I HEARD MY HUNNY CALLING!!! *sees hurt poppy* LE GASPU!!! WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!

Edge: ..... He started first.

Hana: *glaring*

Heat: hey guys! I found a deck of uno cards in the attic!

Edge:...

Hana: *still worrying about Poppy*

Poppy: *lying on the ground*

Heat: what did you guys do??

Edge: what about the Uno card you've b-

Sonic: *run at the speed of sound into the room* UNO CARDS YOU SAY?????

Edge:.. yeah...

Sonic: I'm a master at it UwU

Edge: proof it.

Sonic: ouh I will..

*They all sit in a circle*

???: Ouh a game of cards you say??

Poppy: who tf is that?!

???: Look up pop

Poppy: *looks up* wtf?! Get down here!

Trickster: *looses balance and fell* oof-
Can I play?

Poppy: sure.

Hana: so? Who's starting?

Edge: *in a serious tone* there's only one way.. the deathliest way... We can do hunger game and the last one would be first or-

Sonic: how about rock paper scissor? I think that's the easiest and more safer way.

Edge:.. okay..

Trickster: I WILL DEFEAT YOU GUYS IN THIS GAME CALLED UNO!!  How tf do you play this?

Everyone except Trickster: *facepalm*

Heat: the rules are  that after a card is drawn the player can discard it if it is a match, or if not, play passes on to the next player. The other type is where players continue to draw cards until they have a match, even if it is 10 times. The game continues until a player has one card left

(and yes. I took this from Wikipedia. And yes. I forgot how to play uno correctly so.. yeah. It's sad)

Trickster: ouh.. *still don't understand*

Edgy: you have to put the card that have the same colour or number in the center when it's your turn. (That's how i play it at least?)

Trickster: ouh...

Hana: let's just get going.

Poppy: yeee

Sonic: okay

Heat: *shuffle the cards and gave everyone each 7 cards*

Everyone: *serious af*

Heat: so.. rock paper scissors....

*Hana won*

Hana: yayy! Okay... *Pick a card from the deck*

*got a red seven card*

...

Umm.. i don't have... QwQ *takes a card from the deck* no. *take another*

*Got skip card* OUH COME ON!!!!

Edge: *laughed*

Everyone except hana and edge: *looks at edge with a horror expression*

Hana: *death glare*

Edge: *notice it* oh shet

Hana: *went on a rampage and killed Edge*

T h E  E n D.

(I forgot how to play uno. Shet)