A blonde

decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no

lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse

unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde

begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for

the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She

tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides

down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along,

seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally,

giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from

the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her

foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the

mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck

against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered

against the ground, she is mere moments away from

unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart

greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you

thought all they did was say Hello.