Once apon a time, when there were no gods, only a spoon, a knife, and a fork. The three fought against each other to see who would be the god of the universe. Fork, was fast. Knife, was brawny. Spoon, was smart. Knife was sure to win, but Fork kept dodging, and Spoon, as the smart person he was, kept to the side and hid. Eventually, Knife hit fork, draining the life out of her. Spoon stared at Fork's lifeless body in fear, burnished it aside, and decided to set a trap to destroy Knife. Spoon pushed many rocks for the trap, and Knife kept looking. Spoon was finally done, as he heard Knife's footsteps come close. He hid and watched as the trap unfolded. Knife tripped on the wire that was to thin for his bad vision to see, and many rocks came falling in response. Knife had no time at all, as he was easily crushed. Spoon winced at small splatter of blood that came out, but stood triumphantly as he had won the death competition, and was rewarded with special god powers.