https://youtu.be/4TzVOLOROkM

Lyrics:

[Intro]
It's a Beautiful Day Outside
Birds are Singing. Flowers Are Blooming
On Days Like These Kids Like YOU Should Be Burning In HELL!

[Verse 1]
Turn Around Kid It'd Be a Crime
If I Had To Go Back On The Promise, I Made For You...
So Don't Step Over That Line
Or Else, Friend You're Gonna Have A Bad Time

But Kids Like You Don't Play By The Rules..
And Guys Like Me
It Ain't Easy To Be Played For Fools
So Let's Go Let The Room Get Chiller
Let's Go, 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑!

[Chorus]
Go Ahead And Try To Hit Me If You're Able
Guess You Figured Out, That My Mercy's Of The Table
I Can Tell You're Getting Really Sick Of Trying
But I Think You're Just Mad You Keep 𝐃𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠!

You're Not Gonna Win We'll Be Here Together!
Fighting In This Judgement Haul Forever!
I Know You'd Just Reset Each Time I Beat ya
But I'll Always Be Right Back Here To Meet You

I Know You're Made Of Love, Love
Love (X3)

[Verse 2]
This Is Where It Stops
This Is Where It Ends!
If You Want To Get Past Me
You'd Better Try Again!

But No Matter How I Stall You
You Won't Give Up You're Attack
Do You Just Like The Feeling Of Your Sins
Crawling Up You're Back...?

[Chorus 2]
Go Ahead Try To Hit Me If You're Able
You Should Know By Know That My Mercy's Of The Table
Think You Can Spare Me Like I'm Some Pawn?
Well You Didn't Spare My Brother
So Get DUNKED ON!

I Know You've Made All My Friends Disappear
But Everything They Cared About Is Why I'm Here
I Am Their Mercy, I Am Their Vengeance
I am Their...𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

I Know You're Made Of Love, Love
Love (X3)

[Outro]
But I Think I'm Stronger Than YOU!

https://youtu.be/oBfSrbvQB-c

Lyrics:

Howdy
Hows it goin?
I'm Flowey
You seem nice
That's quite a fall
that you just took
I hope that you're
alright
You must have heard
some stories
but down here ain't
so bad
'cause no place could
be that scary
when it's got such
cute plants
You see I know
that you have a nice soul
so i feel like
it's my responsibility
to teach you how things
work down here
HERE WE GO!
The underground is
so much fun
'cause love is
never far
Just float and
catch the bright
friendliness pellets
with your heart
F L O W E Y
is with you till the end
'Cause golly
i am Flowey
and I'm your new
BEST FRIEND
Things you are
afraid of
they won't bother
you here
You're new so you
must be confused
but all you'll
find is cheer
Since we are so
close now
I'll tell you what I know
your soul wants love
it's just like a flower
that needs water to grow
You see I know
that you have a nice soul
And because we're
now besties
I feel like I should
show you the ropes
HERE WE GO!
The underground is
so much fun
'cause love is
never far
Just float and
catch the bright
frendliness pellets
with your heart
F L O W E Y
is with you till the end
'cause golly
I am Flowey
and I'm your new
BEST FRIEND
YOU IDIOT
IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I WILL NOT REST
TILL YOUR SOUL IS MINE
I WILL BE KING
NO, I'LL BE A GOD
NO ONE TO SAVE YOU
SO DIE
SO DIE
Oh gosh...
That was certainly
unexpected
Still BFFs though
right?
See you later!

https://youtu.be/6cx1WaoWQ34

Lyrics:

Sans! Sans! Wake up!
What is it, dude?
A human has fallen from the surface world
Really? And you got a BONE to pick wit'im?
No time for puns
Ah, come on, that was a real RIB tickler, ayy
Ugh! Enough!
Alright, here we go again

Welcome to the underground
How was the fall?
If you wanna look around
Give us a call
We don't see humans often
We're happy you just dropped in
I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in
Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
Can it, Sans, no time for banter
Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
You're just lazy and apathetic
Call me what you want, I got thick SKIN
Another bad joke and I'm finished with him
We are monsters, the awfullest kind
To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE

We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
One day we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the BONE

Really, Sans?
What?
The last line of the chorus is a pun?
Yup
You imbecile! That was very... clever...
Heh. Thanks, buddy
You're stuck in the underground
Thanks to the fall
Good luck ever getting out
Prepare to brawl
You could show Mercy to us
Or turn all of us to dust
Is your heart full of evil
Or full of LOVE
I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us
Test the human with one of your puzzles
Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled
I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
Smells like the CREEPYPASTA is ready
Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin'
Sounds like someone's FUNNY BONE'S broken

We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
You're only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the BONE

Someday I'll join the Royal Guard
When I catch this child, can it be that hard
Look, if I'm being honest
My brother ain't nothin' but harmless
I know you and all that you want
You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
The deeper you go, the messier it gets
If I had it my way, you'd already be dead
Kidding, if you couldn't tell
I get so bored, I amuse myself
Down here in the underground
You're all alone
We wanted to tell you now
You're kinda BONED
If you survive this prison
You will know nihilism
Don't mess around with monsters
They're scared of tiny children
HA
You've come far, but soon you'll stumble
When I stump you with some Junior Jumble
Not so sure you'll get him with that
Alas, I'll hit him with my Special Attack
LEAVE ME ALONE
You know I've got a knack for the trom-BONE
One more pun, and I'll be done
But ain't two SKULLS better than one

We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
You know your story's already been told
We can play again if you sell your SOUL
I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
I'll find any SKELETONS inside your closet
Who's the real monster now you should know
You've cut this story down to the BONE!

(@GodofKarma001 here ya go!)