A.n. so I didn't like how quickly my book was escalating so I removed a few things in my previous chapter. So the Ethan thing never happened. Okay let's do this.

New message from Ethan23

Hey babe we still on for tonight: Ethan23

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: Yeah, 7:00 right?

Yep okay love you: Ethan23

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: I love you too. Bye 💜

New message from Aliens👽

Hey Hope want some dope?: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: Fuck yeah

That'll be 20k then and your mothers maiden name: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: Bitch I'm broke

No exceptions: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: Sinnamon

What?: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: That's my mom's maiden name.

Your mom's maiden name is cinnamon with an S?: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: She's a stripper

You didn't use past tense....she's still a stripper? How old is she?!: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: 40 something. I don't know her exact age. Hold on, I've got a photo.

No it's okay: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe:

Damn 0-0 : Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: Watch your profanity...and ew dude, that's my mom.

I'm weirded out: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: I would be worried about your sanity if you weren't.

Any other things I should know? Is your dad a stripper too?: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: Well have you heard of Chuck Norris?

Yes! Wait is Chuck Norris your dad!??!!!: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: For all I know, he could be....

What?: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: I've never met my dad.

Oh...I'm sorry: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: Meh it's fine. I don't care.

Still....: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: Again, I don't care. I honestly know nothing about him....But I've heard he's hella good at sex.

TMI: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe:

Really?: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: Yes

You're so weird: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: Thank you, I try.

Hey I've got to go. I'll be back later, okay?: Aliens👽

CantStOPBEinGAweSoMe: Okay Mr Popularity. Have fun.

Aliens👽 has logged off.