DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic: FOUR MONTHS AND GETTING LESS EVERY DAY, NEEEERDDDDD!!!

YEAAAAAAAH YOU EXCITED YET?!: Aliens 👽

DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic: WELL CAN'T YOU TELL IF I'M EXCITED BECAUSE OF THE FACT I'M USING All CAPS?!

Oh yeah. Silly me, that means you're definitely not excited at all!: Aliens

DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic:

Wtf... :Aliens👽

DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic:

As much as I love memes can we have an actual conversation?: Aliens👽

DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic: Sure. You needed to add a comma after memes. It's proper English.

Okay, go back to memes: Aliens👽

DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic:

I'm so showing that to Ty: Aliens👽

DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic: Tell him hi for me, I think he's my new best friend.

Willow will not be pleased with this information....: Aliens👽

DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic: Willow can suck my ass, she ate my ice cream again. I'm thinking of divorcing her.

Aliens👽:

DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic:

You're like....super salty today XD: Aliens👽

DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic:

That's great 😂: Aliens👽

DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic:

If you're trash that means someone littered. Well as a person who cares about the earth, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?: Aliens👽

DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic: Smooth, smooth.

Did my pickup line work?: Aliens👽

DefinitelyProbablyNotAnAlcoholic: No

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