"thank you, thank you!" I gave a bow to my audience and left the stage. My HP was still dropping every three hours. That left me with no other choice than to make the wicked 'disappear'. I couldn't stand the thought of murdering an innocent person or monster. So I kept to those with LV or a known record of criminal activity. I liked to think of it as making the world a better place while also trying to keep myself alive. A sad but cruel reality. Doing these stand up comedy gigs helped a lot in finding targets and such to sustain my life. So far, I had three humans to murder tonight. "BROTHER! THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE!" I snorted. "then why'd ya come?" Papyrus straightened up. "TO SUPPORT YOU, OF COURSE!! YOU FINALLY PERSUED A JOB WITHOUT MY FORCING YOU!! I'M SO PROUD!!!" I chuckled. "thanks bro, i'm pretty crowd of myself as well." It took Papyrus a second, but he groaned when it click. "SAVE IT FOR THE STAGE!" The youngest screeched. I laughed at him. "sorry man, i'm done." I promised, than gave a shit eating grin. "for now." Papyrus gave me a death glare.

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I've learned quickly how not to get blood on myself during a kill. It was hard, but not impossible. I was tailing my first victim, watching them bar hop. When they were good and drunk, they went home to rage at whoever was in their way. My intention was to kill them before that happened. The dumbass left their door wide open too. So sneaking in behind them was the easy part. Well actually, the whole thing was easy. Sneaking in, stabbing them in the back, and disposing of the evidence via magma. Now to find the second human.

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The human wasn't hard to track down. My soul seemed to connect to the bad ones, making tracking them easy. A stalker looking for their next victim. To bad they were being hunted as well.. they should no better than to let their guard down. It only spells disaster in the end. The human was in a park, using a pair of binoculars to watch another from afar. I thought I felt someone watching me, but I couldn't pick up on anything. Like whoever it was just disappeared in a flash. A quick knife to the neck ended their life and I disposed of them the way I disposed of everything else.

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Finally, there was one more for the night. An active serial killer, it seemed. I intended to kill him in the act. Karmatic Retribution would kill him due to his low ATK. He watched the human round a corner into an alley after their target. He waited a moment before following... only for everyone to be dead except for one guy. A man in a blue mask and hoodie. His pants, shoes, and gloves were black. He seemed to be staring at me with blacked out eyes. I checked him.

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ATK:???

DEF:???

HP:???

LV:???

What the hell? There's never been a creature I couldn't check. Something was different about this guy. He crouched down, cutting into my victim. I decided just to leave it. My soul wasn't bothering me to kill him, so what was the point? Less for me to do and my HP was ok for the night.

HP: 28/28

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EJ POV

I hadn't noticed him at first. Not until he was already leaving. Monsters were harder to take kidneys from. They were usually harder to kill, but he'd seen me. I tried to go after him, but he was already gone. "What the hell?" I muttered. Fuck will the police be coming? I need to go. Where'd he go? He couldn't have ran that fast, could he? Monsters are so unknown. Their magic made things so much more difficult. Why couldn't they disappear as they've been doing for years? They are a nuisance.