Cindermist I think you'll enjoy whatever this is... hopefully-

I'm not even sure if a 'dorm room AU' is an official AU- I think it's more of a college AU or smth but you get what I mean-

At the top you can see some art I made before attempting to spoof this out-

Orange Jacket: Ellie

Grumpy Freckle-face: Alec

Spazzing Blue Eyes: Ash

Wielder Of Fire: Rain

Ash: why do I smell burning

Rain: it's nothing...

Ash: I- IS THAT FIRE?? WHY DO YOU HAVE FIRE??

Rain: I JUST WANTED TO COOK SCRAMBLED EGGS???

Alec: *walking in on his phone* hey guys what are we doing for dinner tonight- UM WHY IS THAT PAN ON FIRE?? AND WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT STILL??

Rain: Alec help. Alec we don't know how to cook. Alec plz. Alec.

Ash: Okay so first! Turn the stove off!!

Rain: *turns the oven off* okay what now the handle is burning-

Ash: PUT THE PAN DOWN PLEASE

Rain: *puts the pan down* okay it's still on fire-

Alec: *steps in front of them and takes the pan* dude these eggs are shriveled- how did you even..?

Rain:*sigh* I don't know either...

Alec: ELLIE- c'mre please!?

Ellie: *walks in* wtf

Alec: okay thanks now- Rain is this considered a grease fire? It's getting bigger and I'd like to put it out with something-

Rain: I DONT KNOW ;-;

Ellie: *grabs a rag* okay ima just toss this onto it-
*tosses*

Fire: *chills a bit*

Alec: okay it's getting better- get another rag?

Ellie: *tosses another rag* okay

Fire: *dies*

Alec: *sigh* I liked that pan and now it's all charred...

Ellie: *pats Alec on the back* there there

Ash: Sooooo who wants to order the pizza?