Bracket ~ Spoof 3 ~ Five Ways To Destroy StarClan
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Way 1: Sol
One magical day in StarClan
Sol *pops into StarClan somehow*
StarClan Cats: Wut?
Sol: *causes the sun to cover the lightsource in StarClan*
StarClan Cats: *freak out*
Sol: :3
Way 2: Lost Prey
Prey: *hides in one giant burrow that cats can't fit into*
StarClan Cat: Where'd all the prey go?
Other StarClan Cat: You caused it to disappear!
StarClan cat: What?!
Other StarClan Cat: This is warrrrrr!
Way 3: Prophecies
Firestar: I have a prophecy!
Blackstar: Of course you do...
Leopardstar: I have a better prophecy!
Firestar: And how do you know that?
Leopardstar: Because I do!
*Firestar and Leopardstar start a war over prophecies*
Way 4: Jayfeather And Yellowfang
*One peaceful day in StarClan*
*Jayfeather pops into StarClan somehow*
Yellowfang Wait, where'd this grump come from?
Jayfeather: Me? A grump? Have you even met yourself?
Yellowfang: Of course I've met myself! I am myself!
Jayfeather: Then you know how grumpy you are?
Yellowfang: GRRR
*Yellowfang and Jayfeather destroy StarClan with their grumpiness*
Way 5: Dark Forest
Longtail: Sure is a nice day without the Dark Forest.
Darkstripe: I'M HERE~
Longtail: Oh no
*Darkstripe starts a party with all the DF cats*
*StarClan gets destroyed by their death metal music*
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