"So, why do I always lose?"
"You need to be smart, come up with a technice."
"Oh, I just rush into battle. No wonder I lose a lot."
"It happens, everyone loves rushing into battle. Shall we get going?"
"Yes. Come on."

Amy and Katie enter the lobby.

"So Amy, let's do a regular battle!"
"Ok."
"So who are we going against?" Katie said to Amy.
"Huh? Who is ZeRo?"
"*Gasps* He's the best player in Splatoon! He's level 50!"
"What?! I'm just a beginner! I can't take him!"
"On the contrary, WE can take him!"
"Like kidnap him?"
"No Amy, when I say we can take him, I don't mean that we'll kidnap him, I mean that we can beat him."
"Oooh! Got it!"

Ready? Go!

"Let's go everyone!"
"Let's do this, Kats!"
"Remember Amy, shoot the floor! The floor is what counts!"
"Ok!"

Amy starts shooting the floor. A boy Inkling starts shooting her with the Splatcharger.

"Katie, I'm being shot!"
"Hide behind a wall or turn into a squid and hide in the ink!"
"I can't turn into a squid!"
"DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN INTO A SQUID!!"
"Derp, I don't. :P"
"You know what's asdfmovie?"

Katie defeats an girl Inkling.

"Yeah?"
"Well, can you do the flop thing?"
"Oooh! I see where this is going! Um, okay, everybody do the flop!" *Sploosh!* "Well that was easy!"

Amy shoots at the boy Inkling, she misses. The boy Inkling recharges the Splatcharger.

"Huh?"
"Amy, look out!"

Katie pushes Amy and Katie gets hit by Splatcharger. Katie explodes and disappears.

"Katie!!! *Cries* No, Katie!! Why? I didn't mean for this to happen! *Keeps crying*"
"Uum, why are you crying?"
"Because Katie... Katie? How come you're alive?"
"You can respawn."
"Oh."
"Ok everyone! Paint the floor as much as you can! Dodge ZeRo's attacks!"

ZeRo jumps out of a wall.

"Not possible!" Said ZeRo.
"Amy, everyone! ZeRo shot a Inkstrike missile! Everyone stay away from the blast!"
"Hey guys! I got these InkFangs! I can eat the enemy's ink!" A boy Inkling said.
"Gross!" Katie yelled.
"Problem is, I can't defend or shoot, so it leaves me wide open. The boy Inkling said.
"We'll defend you!" The girl Inkling said.

The girl Inkling got hit 6 times, exploded and disappeared.

"This is gonna be hard." Katie said.
"Yeah." Amy said.

1 minute left!

"*Chomp* *Chomp* *Spits* Gross!"
"Sooooo gross." Katie said.
"Bombs are a go!" Amy yelled.

*Boom!* *Boom!* *Boom!* *Boom!* ZeRo gets hit twice, explodes and disappears. Then respawns. 10 seconds left!

"Let's make it count Amy! It's Inkzooka time!" Katie said.

*Boom!* *Boom!* *Whistle Blows*

"The winners are... Good Guys!" Judd The Cat yelled out.
"Yeah, we did it!" Amy screamed out.