I wrote this story because I wanted a good example to point at. A real-life hacker story. I wanted to show that cybersecurity is a cultural concept. The most widely used infection vector is IRL, using age old espionage technique such as "asking questions" and "breaking and entering".

Now, unless you're a cybersecurity expert yourself, you probably have no idea how Roscht & Neumann got pwnd so bad. You might have picked up bits and pieces. NFC Reader, USB dongle, the thing with the router, getting into Roscht's flat... But what actually happened? Well, if I told you, wouldn't that make you a hacker too?

Yes, but I don't really care. The only difference between White Hats and Black Hats is the color of their hat. Learning to hack is the same as learning to protect against hacking. Security is actually increased when more people know about security. Crazy, right? So I'm totally going to explain how the nerd/dandy did it.

And I'm going to sell the explanation instead of giving it away for free. Because I need to pay the god damn rent, that's why. Don't worry, you can afford it. Guaranteed. Don't believe me? Check it out: http://homostupidens.org/cheatsheet