A/N: So I suck at titles so they are all going to say random stuff until I'm done with the book. This is also my first marvel fanfic so enjoy.

I also originally had yellow and white's voices as actual boxes but they wouldn't show up without wifi so now they are:

[yellow]

{white}

~ Tyler
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FIRST MEETING

"Shit!" Deadpool yelled as a bullet tore straight through his left forearm leaving a gaping hole in both his suit and skin. Glaring at his enemy he raised his gun and returned fire hitting the man directly in the head, grinning as he dropped to the ground like a sack of potatoes. He let himself relax slightly looking around the room at his fallen adversaries however it didn't last long as the double doors at the end of the room were kicked open and another horde of clones circled around him. The mercenary let out a loud groan, rolling his head back on his shoulders as he yelled. "Why don't you people ever give up?! It's almost as if you get off on me un-aliving you!" He shot a few more bullets at the clones killing off another small handful of them before he registered the fact that they were trying to close him in. Smirking, he switched his guns for his katanas. and ran for the doorway slicing at oncoming enemies as he went, sending a silent curse to Wolverine for breaking the teleporter on his belt. He launched himself onto the bannister of the staircase leading to the roof, using that to push himself up onto the level above gaining a height advantage on his enemies, using that to shoot a few more counting the bullets and the murdered clones as he went. "One! Two! Three! Four!" Deadpool shot another four bullets and went back to running for the roof as the first clone reached the top of the staircase. He ran up another few flights of stairs occasionally twisting to look behind him to kill a few clones as they drew nearer to him.

Reaching the roof, he stood and shot his remaining bullets at the clones and broke into a run once more, jumping across gaps in the rooftops. The clones were following close behind him, some even attempting to shoot at him as they ran behind him. The antihero heard a yell as he jumped across another gap, laughing loudly as he realised a few clones had probably fallen down and turned into a clone pancake on the streets below. He was almost at the edge of the roof and the twenty story fire escape that he had climbed up before his boxes made themselves known:

[Yay!]

{Why are you so happy?}

[It's Spidey!]

{That web slinging do-gooder. He's probably here to turn us in.}

[Not if we jump on him and use him to get away!]

{Smart!}

Deadpool agreed with White box, it was a smart idea to use Spidey as an escape route. He kept an eye on the web slinging superhero as he ran across the rooftop towards the fire escape that he had climbed up. Standing on top of the metal staircase, Deadpool launched himself into the air at Spiderman. "Cannonball!!!" He wrapped his arms around the hero's waist, hearing a loud "oof!" from the other man, possibly winded by Wade's body slamming into his mid-swing. A loud snapping sound echoed through the quiet night and the hero and antihero barely had time to register what was happening before the sudden combined weight caused the webbing to snap and send them plummeting towards the street below. Car alarms blared as Deadpool slammed into the parked vehicles that lined the street where as Spidey got the easier option of using another web to slow his descent, hitting the road at a crouch.

Wincing, the mercenary stood up holding a hand to his hip as he lifted the hood of the car and cut the alarm wire. "What the shit Spidey?!" Deadpool yelled as he limped over to the superhero, the pain fading with each step. Spiderman shrugged, not even bothered to turn and look at the antihero as he drew closer.

[I don't think he likes us!]

{Oh really? What gave you that impression?}

'What he said.' Deadpool thought, shaking his head as a pair of fingers snapped in front of his face. "Hey!" Spiderman yelled, clicking his fingers again. "I asked you a question!"
"Yes, you can be our wife. No, we don't do laundry." The mercenary retorted sarcastically, almost feeling the eye roll that Spiderman gave him through his mask.

"So what's this? Corny rip off of my suit?" Deadpool asked, gesturing towards the hero receiving yet another eye roll of death. "Pretty sure I had this suit before you." Spiderman said, gaining a laugh from the antihero, "What are you twelve?! Anyway. The suit doesn't matter baby boy. The only thing that matters is that you're my hero!" Deadpool yelled throwing his arms around the other man's shoulders, squishing their masked faces together, it wasn't long however before the other man shoved him away.

[Yep! He definitely doesn't like us!]

"Shut up!" Deadpool snapped suddenly, starting to get annoyed with his boxes and their stupid comments. The hero frowned, "I didn't say anything!"
Deadpool shook his head, speaking in what he assumed was a reassuring voice, "I wasn't talking to you baby boy."

[He was talking to us!]

{He can't hear us. Only we can hear us.}

[Author! Make him hear us!]

"It doesn't work like that." The mercenary mumbled, itching to stick a bullet in his brain to quieten them but he didn't want to scare the hero away not just yet.

The hero let out a loud irritated sigh, "Hey! Pay attention please or we're both to get killed!"
"I can't die baby boy! All part of my mysterious powers!" Deadpool glanced down momentarily, smirking as he leaned closer to the other man so that he could whisper. "Well... one part of them." He didn't need to be able to see the hero's face to know that he was embarrassed. The awkward fidgeting and web shot at his face were enough of a clue. The mercenary laughed, pulling the web away from his face, doubled over with his hands braced on his knees, "Oh my god! You really are twelve!"
Spiderman punched his shoulder, "I'm not twelve! Shut up!"
Deadpool giggled, catching hold of the hero's hand as he threw another punch at him, "You act twelve!" He caught hold of the hero's other hand, "Don't hit me! Your punches actually hurt." His comments received another eye roll as the hero yanked his hands free.

"Can't you focus for a single minute?" Spiderman said, pointing at the clones who were almost at the bottom of the fire escape now, making their way towards the two heroes. Deadpool had to admit that the hero had a point, although he wasn't about to tell him that. He sent the hero a wink, smirking, "Not with an ass like yours in my sights, baby boy!" Again the hero seemed to get embarrassed by his antics, staring at the merc open mouthed. Deadpool punched his shoulder, grinning, "Kidding." When Spiderman turned away clearly happy with the news that it had been a joke, Deadpool muttered, staring at the other man's rear long enough to be caught. "Or am I?" Fortunately for the mercenary, the other man didn't get chance to respond as the first group of clones finally reached the ground and started running towards them. "Here we go!" Deadpool yelled pulling his katanas free once more. He started slicing his enemies, spilling blood and guts and sending severed limbs flying across the road, aware that Spiderman gave him a look of disgust everytime he yelled an innuendo or murdered someone, whenever the hero wasn't distracted by webbing someone down.

Eventually all the clones were either dead or webbed down the two men looked at each other, saying their goodbyes. Something Deadpool apparently didn't do along with expressing his gratitiude. As they parted ways the anti hero couldn't help but yell back to the hero, "I'll see you soon, baby boy!"
Spiderman grinned through his mask, "Hopefully not too soon!"
Deadpool stood and watched as the hero swung away, finally turning his attention to his boxes as he said, "That guys, is one fine ass."

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Okay so hopefully these won't all be awful. XD
Hope you enjoyed