The Ex-Avengers expected a lot of things when they returned from being on the run. 

They expected for the  penthouse to be trashed covered in empty alcohol bottles as well as empty food wrappers, and half naked strangers to be laying blacked out on the floor.

They even expected for it to look as though it had been abandoned completely, they expected Tony to not have left his lab at all. 

They expected a lot of things. They expected a lot of bad and untrue things. 

But in their defense the Ex-Avengers are fucking idiots. 

Out of all of the things they had expected once those elevator doors opened singing was not one of them.

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Steve stepped out of the elevator with Sam, Clint, Bucky, Wanda and Natasha (Scott had decided to go home) in tow to the sound of someone softly singing. They shared confused look as they stood out side of the now closed doors.

"Hey Jude," The voice sang. "don't make it bad."

They made their way further into the room.

"Take a sad song and make it better." 

The group rounded the corner, trying to stay quiet as not to disturb the person singing.

"Remember to let her into your heart."

They stopped short when they saw Tony gently rocking a baby to sleep as he slowly walked around the room.

"Then you can start to make it better."

To say they were shocked would be an understatement.

"Hey Jude," Tony started the second verse. He was picking up the toys that covered the very messy living room as he went. "don't be afraid."

"You were made to go out and get her." 

Tony went to go and sing the next line but stopped when he noticed the audience. 

"Oh hey guys." He spoke softly as to not wake the sleeping baby. "Thought you were coming tomorrow."

"The flight got in early." Sam answered, Steve wanted to answer but he was still shocked that his ex-husband now had a kid.

"We hope that's okay." Natasha added.

"Yea, sorry about the mess." Tony was still picking up random toys and putting them away. "Petey here has been sick the last couple of days so everythings been a bit hectic."

Truth be told even if he should be Tony wasn't angry. Not anymore. He was very angry to begin with but over time he had gotten over it, he had even forgiven Bucky. 

"Look Ton-" Steve began before being interrupted. 

"Stop." Tony said his voice still quiet but louder then before. " It's okay."

They stared at each other for a moment, Steve looked as if he was going to protest but he wasn't given the chance.

"It's okay." Tony repeated. "I was mad for a long time. A very long time but then I realized that we were all doing what we thought was right. I can't blame you for that." 

He paused to collect his thoughts. 

"I loved you, more then I had ever loved anyone." Tony continued as he looked at Steve, he sat down when Peter started to fuss so that he could change his position. "But if you didn't do what you did, I wouldn't have what I have now. So yea it's okay. I forgive you."

"I'm still sorry." Steve smiled sadly. 

"Yea me too." Tony chuckled before turning his attention to Bucky. "I forgive you too. I was annoyed about what you did to my mum at first but I don't think I would have survived if I had to live with Howard any longer. So I forgive you."

Bucky looked shocked that Tony had forgiven him so quickly.

"I-" Bucky wasn't sure what he want to say. "I planned what to say if you were angry but I have no idea what to say here."

Tony chuckled at that.

"Okay you all hovering over there is weird so come sit down I'm sure you have questions." Tony pushed a couple more toys off of the sofa to make room. "Why did I buy this kid so many toys?"

The rest laughed quietly at that.

"So he's yours then?" Wanda asked.

"Yea, his names Peter." Tony looked down at his son, who was peacefully sleeping in his arm. 

"Who's the mother." Clint was next to ask a question. 

"I'm not a hundred percent sure, he's adopted. I think she was a shield agent." Peter began stirring in his arms, everyone stayed quiet so they didn't risk waking him up. 

"Hey Bambi." Tony spoke in a whisper to try and wake him up. Peter babbled slightly although he was still half asleep. "It's almost time for dinner." 

Peter slowly started to look around the room he made a baby sound when he noticed the new people.

"Yea those are the Avengers, the ones from the stories." Tony moved Peter so he was sat on his lap. 

"The stories?" Steve asked, he was slightly surprised at how fatherly he was being.

"Yea, a kid needs bedtime story doesn't he?"  Tony was a bit embarrassed that he told Peter stories about them. 

"He's adorable." Clint cooed as Peter was trying to shove his entire fist into his mouth. "How old is he?" 

"He's turning 2 in a couple weeks." Tony was about to continue but the ding of the elevator stopped him.

"Hey baby." A voice called, the team saw a tall man with dark hair walk over to the kitchen. He had yet to turn around as he began to put stuff away.  "I picked up a pizza on the way home, I also picked up some more baby food and medicine since we were running low." 

Tony picked up his son and made his way to the kitchen, the people in the living room quickly forgotten.

"Hey." Tony greeted as he kissed the man on the cheek. The man took Peter out of his husbands arms. "Oh the Avengers are here early." Tony added as he took a slice of pizza.

The man looked over to the living room for the first time since being home. 

"Hi, I'm Doctor Stephen Strange-Stark." The man smiled as he gave a short wave. "How was he today." 

Stephen was holding Peter on his hip as he kissed his forehead. 

"Not too bad, he just woke up from a nap." The Avengers watched this oddly domestic scene in silence. Tony ran his hand over the little hair the boy hand before giving Stephen a quick kiss. "I think hes starting to feel better though."

The small family turned their attention back to the others as they made their way back to the living area, Stephen carrying Peter and Tony carrying the pizza. 

"Sorry I didn't bring enough for everyone, we thought you were coming tomorrow." Stephen had an apologetic smile on his face. "Friday can you order a couple pizzas please?"

"Of Course Mrs Boss." Friday replied.

Stephen raised an eyebrow as he looked at Tony as if to say seriously. 

"That wasn't me." He said immediately.  

"Let me guess it was Peter." 

"Yes?" 

"Did Tony tell you guys about your rooms?" Stephen decided to change the subject. 

"No, we only just got here." Steve being the leader thought he should answer.  "I'm Steve by the way."

"Oh I know who you are, all of you." He looked at everyone. "Tony tells Peter about you all the time and I guess I enjoy the stories too." 

Everyone smile at that.

"Your rooms are the same, Tony wouldn't let anyone touch them." Stephen chuckled slightly. "Even to let me clean." 

"Thank you for letting us stay here I can't imagine how much trouble it must be." Sam joined the conversation.

"Yea it means a lot." Natasha added, Clint and Wanda nodded along.

"Especially to me." Bucky smiled gratefully.

"It's truly no problem." Stephen meant what he said, before he put a sickeningly sweet smile on his face. "But any of you hurt my husband and they never find the bodies."

They spent the rest of the night catching up Vision and Rhodey even joined them. Everyone had quickly decided that they would do anything for Peter. 

Tony was happy, he had the perfect husband and the perfect kid and the perfect mismatched bunch of dysfunctional superhero as a family. 

So yea maybe this wasn't what they had expected when they got off of the elevator but they wouldn't have had it any other way.

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Hey, I hope you guys enjoyed!

I haven't had any inspiration recently but I really wanted to upload. Thats why this oneshot is a bit all over the place. 

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Also I'm glad you guys enjoyed that last oneshot I'm actually pretty proud of that one, I read all of the comments even if I don't reply. So thanks for all the positive comments!

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