Peter makes themes songs, for himself, villains, and other heroes. And every time he sings Iron Man's theme song, Tony wacks him on the head. The first time he sang it he was on the ceiling.

"Iron Man, Iron Man, does whatever a iron can, can he rust, yes he does, and once he watched me turn to dust."

Peter then proceeded to get hit with a broom stick to get off the ceiling and Tony wacked him on the head. The second time he sang it was on patrol. The third time was in his room. So he stopped singing it and headed to school, arriving in class sitting next to Ned his best friend. 

"Hey Ned! I made a discovery over the weekend. But I think I am safe at school."

Getting a look of confusion from Ned and MJ he started explaining. "So I made theme songs for people, but when I sing Mr. Stark's he always appears an wacks me on the head."

"Yeah right loser sing it now," MJ hoping for drama to start.

"Ok if he comes I blame you. Iron Man, Iron Man, does whatever a iron can, can he rust, yes he does, and once he watched me turn to dust."

And guess what 20 minutes later Tony freaking Stark kicks the door walks to where their resident student Peter Parker sits and proceeds the wack him on the head. He then goes into a heated lecture with two students snickering, one glaring, and the rest in the room gawking until the Stark gets interrupted by none other then Flash Thompson. 

"What the hell?!?"

"Shut up I don't like being interrupted when being mad at my kid for bringing up turning to dust."

"Your kid?"

"Yes, now back to scolding you kid."

"I am not a kid old man," Peter replies, "And how did you even here me seriously it's getting annoying."

As Tony fakes hurt and they continue bickering, until he leaves. Two months later Peter is kidnapped and remembers this so after already annoying the kidnappers to death he asks.

"Wanna see something really cool. Iron Man, Iron Man, does whatever a iron can, can he rust, yes he does, and once he watched me turn to dust."

And after 10 minutes of starting intensely at each other Iron Man comes flying in, wacks the kid on the head, saves him, brings him to the tower and gives him another lecture.

Just a short chapter again. Enjoy your day peace out.