Peter being an adorable dork so what else is new!

Finally writing an Aunt!Carol fic!!

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Peter snuck through the penthouse, wincing every time the floor boards creaked even slightly. It was four in the morning and he had gone out on patrol with the newest avenger, unbeknownst to his Dad. If he is caught he is dead.

"Peter Benjamin Stark!"

Peter is dead.

"Hi dad." Peter said in the most innocent voice he could muster. He span slowly so he could face the billionaire.

"Where were you at," Tony glanced down at his watch, eyes widening and filling with even more anger if that's possible. "Four in the morning!"

"I- I was with Cap." Peter mumbled. As he said so Steve spun round in the revolving recliner chair, arms crossed across his chest. he was wearing his infamous 'I am Captain America do as I say' expression that made Peter want to phase through the wall.

"Try again." Steve stated, expression not faltering despite his inner laughter.

"No I was with Cap. Just not you Cap." Peter stated with a small smirk. On cue the elevator opened to reveal Carol Danvers with a Starbucks in hand wearing her Captain Marvel costume. Her hair was all over the place from patrol, but of course she couldn't careless.

"Oh hey Capsicle. Tin Can. what are you doing up so early."

Tony for once, was rendered utterly speechless. No one dared pick a fight with the woman in fear of...well...death. It was at that moment Peter knew he had found the key to getting away with everything.

All hail Aunt Carol!

A fun, short one because I don't have the time to write proper stories atm. i will try and write something of value at the weekend. Hopefully.