CHAPTER 3;
FLYING FUCK

"It seems you're in a bit of a predicament." A voice said beside Jeongin, who was currently sprinting down the highstreet, nearly knocking over an unsuspecting couple.

Now before you assume anything horrid, Jeongin was not infact exercising for fun. He was however running away from a group of very angry grown men he had 'accidentally' thrown water on.

Okay nevermind, it was very much not an accident. Jeongin was just peacefully walking home, having just finished swim practise and happy to get away from Bang Felix before he made a fool out of himself-

Not that he was crushing on the freckled Australian or anything-

when he saw a group of men harassing this group of girls from his own school. He recognised a few of them, and because he had a horrible hero complex, be swooped in to save them.

Which turned out to be a horrible idea.

At first he was going to act like the girls were waiting for him and slowly drag them away, but the men weren't having that. Given that they smelt heavily of alcohol (it was 5 pm, who drinks at 5pm?!) (unemployed paedophiles apparently.) they couldn't do much but sway around them. It didn't seem they were going to let the group of school kids go, so Jeongin, like the fucking idiot he was, grabbed one of the girls water bottles and lunged it at the group, and then proceeded to yell run.

The girls went one way screaming like all hell went lose, while Jeongin started to sprint in the other direction like a mad man.

And now, he was running for his life while fucking spiderman ran beside him, like it was the easiest thing in the world.

Jeongin only glared at the superhero, panting and wheezing heavily. He could still hear the group of men shouting a behind him, but was unable to reply to the other man.

If he could, he would say something along the lines of, "I hope you trip and fall, insect looking bitch."

But instead, he simply huffed and gasped, his legs feeling far too heavy.

Spiderman had the audacity to laugh, "Need some help?"

"What...fuck- no!" Jeongin wheezed out, the men behind him catching up with him. He could tell he was getting slower by the growing loudness of the footsteps above him.

In fact they were so close, that Jeongin practically felt one of them yell in his ear, "WATCH WHAT I'LL DO WHEN I CATCH YOU-"

Ah, this is the end. What a good and mediocre life Yang Jeongin has lived, will be dearly missed.

But Spiderman was having none of that, oh no, not at all. He suddenly grabbed Jeongin by the shoulders, bringing him to a halt. If not for the intense strength that held him down, he might have collapsed. Then, like Jeongin way nothing more than a feather, the super hero picked his up in a bridal carry, making the highschool boy grip onto his neck in surprise.

Spiderman snorted, "Damn, this is some serious deja vu."

"W-what?" Jeongin asked, stunned by the sudden turn of events.

"Uh- nothing! Catch us if you can!" He shouted behind them, before he took a running jump and sprung onto the side of a nearby office building.

and then began sprinting up the side of said building.

It took a moment of pure adrenaline and confusion before Jeongin burst into tears, nails digging into the surprisingly soft material of the superheroes red and black suit, while sobbing and shrieking into his ear (or where his ear was supposed to be, assuming he had an ear.)

In hindsight, thrashing around while someone was carrying you up the side of a building was probably not a good idea. But Jeongin was so shook, when spiderman suddenly jumped off the building and shot a string of white goop towards another building, making the air rush through Jeongins hair far too quickly-

He passed out.

The next moment he woke up was in the train, in which spiderman sat beside him, allowing Jeongin to gently lay his head on his costumed shoulder.

The caridge was full of other students, including Bang Chan and his friends, who just stared at the unlikely duo in shock. The old lady who sat opposite him was staring at him in a mix of fear and disgust, and Jeongin just smiled smugly at her, unsure how to satisfy her dislike.

This was, again, a situation where Jeongin should have expressed gratitude towards the hero for saving his loud mouthed and short tempered ass.

Instead, without even moving his head up, he stated, "Do that again, and I'll drop kick you in the fucking dick."

Spiderman simply chuckled, their deep vibrations tickling Jeongin's chest.

That was the day that Jeongin was not only saved my spiderman (again), not only did he get walked home by spiderman, but also witnessed his possibly-insane grandmother scold Spiderman for not wearing a scarf in the middle of June.

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gosh darnit, how does
spiderman keep on
showing up and acting
like he knows something
jeongin doesn't 🤷🏽‍♀️

well atleast we know that
jeongin still lowkey hates
spiderboob but has the
biggest crush on felix 🤪

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― SAKI.
19/06/19