Everyone: WTF WAS THAT?

Birchpaw: I can't believe it only took me ten minutes to give birth to all these kittens.

Ashkit: Mama, am hungy! Feed me mousie!

Marshkit: *slides over to Forestpaw and holds up flag* 🏳️‍🌈

Forestpaw: B)

Goldenkit: Mother, who's our father?

Birchpaw: ............

Anchovypaw: *backs away slowly*

Goldenkit: Mother-?

Birchpaw: Fathers aren't real, honey.They are make believe. Your father can be whoever you'd like it to be.

Firekit: my father can be Firestar!?

Birchpaw: Err- sure!

Firekit: YAYYY!

Blossomkit: My father is going to be Bluestar, cuz she's awesome.

Sweetkit and Sourkit: *leap on Spiderpaw* ATTACK! *bites his tail and ankles*

Spiderpaw: *screams* START THE GAME ALREADY! AAAAhhHhHhHhHhHH!

Brookstorm and Primrose: *appear*

Brookstorm: What in the world is going on in here?

Primrose: AWWW, KITTENNNNSS! HEHEHEHEH!
*scoops them all up*

All the kits: REAL MAMA!

Primrose: *heart melts* 😊😊

Brookstorm: ❤️👄❤️

Shakenpaw: Birchpaw, I can be the father if you'd like.You know, to help you ou-

Birchpaw: NO THANKS! It's quite alright.Sunpaw can help me, though, if he wants.... -////-

Shakenpaw: Who is this man doing to my wif-friend?

Sunpaw: *hiding in the corner*

Deadkit: *is staring at Shakenpaw with glowing red eyes*

Shakenpaw: uhhhh-

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