This is inspired by a one-shot written by TheRandomPenguin.

3rd person POV

Peter ran into the commons room and hid behind the couch. Tony and Bruce ,the only ones in the room at the time, stared at Peter in shock and confusion clearly on their expression. "Hey Pete. Whats wrong? Why did you run in here so fast?" Tony asked. "Bad guy. Really Bad guy has poison." Peter said in response, his eyes distant. 'PTSD?' Bruce mouthed, Tony shook his head in  response. "Underoos. What poison?" Tony asked the frightened teen. "Whose the bad guy?" Bruce asked. "Peppermint. Clint. Stupid, stupid Clint!" Peter said, the last sentence in a whisper yell, staring at the door with panic.

Clint walked into the room with a candy cane in his hand. "Peter? Spidey? Come on, have some candy." Clint said in a teasing baby talk voice. "Clint Barton, leave паучок alone." Natasha said.  Clint backed down, but still held the peppermint in his hand. He threw the candy in front of Peter... He didn't expect what happened next.

Peter jumped on the ceiling hissing, his eyes turned a reddish brown color. "F.R.I.D.A.Y. activate demon spider protocol." Nat said glancing at Peter. "Of course Ms. Romanoff." F.R.I.D.A.Y. said and even though she is a computer she sounded frightened. All the windows locked and became bullet proof, all the doors locked in the commons room. The elevator shut down. It was a full lock down, though only in the one room.

Clint got tied to a chair while Nat started creeping towards her паучок. "Hey. Детеныш паука. Можешь спуститься за мной?" Nat asked. Peter hissed in response while glaring at the dumb ass that is Clint. "Мама Паук. Он пытался отравить меня, я не спущусь, пока он в комнате.Мама Паук." Peter growled at her. Nat would of gotten mad but she knows it is like the Hulk, he can't control these outbursts, he is in a fight or flight mindset.

"Он не причинит тебе вреда, клянусь, хорошо. Просто спустись, и я позволю тебе повесить его на краю башни, пока он не пообещает никогда больше этого не делать." Nat promised Peter. Clint started to get scared because Nat only talks in Russian if she if threatening someone or talking to Bucky which never ends well. No one even knew Pete knew Russian.

 
Peter got down off the ceiling, and Clint soon wished he never had.

Peter went and grabbed Clint and the chair he was in and he threw it off the roof but before it could even get half way down. Peter shot a web caught it and let him dangle there.

**meanwhile in the kitchen**

The Avengers who were not on the roof were in the kitchen. Bucky was facing the window when he saw Clint, in a chair fall. "О бля!" Steve looked at him when he saw Clint dangling in a chair. "Guys!" When everyone looked at Steve he pointed at the window. They all ran to the window and Clint dangling form a web, so they ran to the elevator. 

Once they got up to the roof the Avengers got out and ran to see Tony, Bruce , Natasha and Peter who were yelling at Clint in Russian.  Peter was holding the web that was holding Clint in the air and from going splat 1,130 feet below.

"Oh Shit, Clint fucked up." Sam said and everyone nodded. It was just now that the four were aware of the presence of the other Avengers. "Yes he did. He tried to отравить моего паучка. Так что он действительно чертовски облажался." Nat said. Bucky understanding the translation, turned to glare at the bird. He started to walk towards Peter and then he lost it. "Ты пытался отравить Паучка, детка. Нет. Ты умрешь. Разрешение на уничтожение." Bucky talked to Peter, Nat, and Clint. "Не надо истреблять. Он должен учиться, находясь в этой ситуации сейчас." Peter told Bucky. 

 Peter started talking to Clint in what seems to be a mixture of English and Russian. "Clint you are such a Дик . You need to quit it. You are lucky I don't let go of this web." Peter yells at Clint. Clint nodded, visibly gulping. Natasha and Bucky just started laughing. Steve asked what he said so they told him. "Peter just called him a dick." Everyone laughed at the fact Peter is just like Nat when angry, but then it hit them. Peter is just as bad as Nat and Bucky. 

They soon realized that he can speak Russian and English. Rhodey asked what everyone else has been wondering.."Hey kid how many languages can you speak?" "Um. I think 5. I lost count. The ones I know I defiantly can are, Russian, Spanish, Italian, Romanian and I think French." Peter replied with. After he said that Clint snapped. "Okay, okay, I won't do that anymore I promise just bring me up!" Clint shouted fear clearly present in his voice. Peter brought him up and set him down on the floor, with Peter and Nat glaring at Clint he shuddered, they both smirk before they left.

"Hey Clint what did you do that got you into this mess anyways?" Rhodey asked the bird, honestly confused to see Peter so mad. "Uh. I chased after Peter with peppermint." Clint said. "Wait a minute isn't peppermint poisonous to spiders?" Wanda asked. "Uh yeah, about that, I just didn't think it would affect him the same way." Clint defended himself, looking away from the group. "Clint you are so stupid. Think about it. If bug spray can harm him why wouldn't the peppermint?" Clint had the audacity to look guilty. "I didn't think of it like that." Clint said a blush brushing upon his cheeks. "Wow you really are a bird brain." Tony said,leading the Avengers into the elevator, shaking his head.. "Hey!" Clint yelled throwing his arms up as the elevator door closed.

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