I know, the title sounds crazy. But it will all make sense soon, should you read on. Because what I'm about to tell you may blow your mind. It's such a powerful weapon, you could end this very earth. So listen carefully when I say, don't. Read. On.

So you didn't listen to what I instructed earlier. Shame on you. Shame. Now I know your truly not responsible for for such power I would bestow upon you. It may kill you. So stop reading. Skip to the next chapter. Please, because this cannot be undone.

So you didn't listen again. I'm fairly disappointed. I should have known better. But I suppose this secret must be shared for the sake of Tony. You must help us save him. So come, come with us on our quest. It's dangerous and you'll probably die but you didn't listen before so why should you listen now?

Alright. Let's get started.

The secret.

What is it? It surely bestows such power and is super top secret right? Well that's correct. What I'm about to tell you will change your view on life forever.

Never. Ever.

Give.

Peter.

Fabreeze.

As a.

Drink.

For.

April.

Fools.

It will end badly. And unfortunately Hawkeye made that mistake.

Twas the first of April, such a glorious day. Pranks filled the air, so better watch your feet. Unfortunately Peter was pranked upon. First by Ned, then by MJ, third by Aunt May, and fourth by Clint. Fabreeze has such a foggy composure you see. And when mixed with vinaigre, looks like milk.

And Peter was thirsty.

And Hawkeye brought him "milk"

And mayhem began.

At first peter felt fine. Nothing was wrong. Clint was rather disappointed when Peter didn't react to the dingy, soapy, salty mixture he was given. Peter left the avengers facility after his duties with Mr. Stark were done, and headed home.

And then it happened.

Fabreeze.

With out Peter noticing, he had cloned inside the bus ride home. And again on the sidewalk to the subway. And again on the subway itself. And again on the way out of the subway. And three times on the rest of the walk home. Like little versions of himself only slightly shorter and dumber, were falling from his coat pockets.

It was the mixture of his radioactive blood, Fabreeze, and Vinegar, reacting in a way that made replicas of his body fly this way and that, becoming more often then not. Aunt May was sure surprised to see Peter at the door of the apartment after the real Peter had gotten inside.

"Is that... Ned?" She asked, thinking it was some awesome well thought prank.

"Hmm?" Peter questioned as he pulled out an earbud. He caught sight of the clone standing retardedly  at the door.

"That's awesome!" May said hopping towards it.

"May don't!" Peter shouted as she poked it shoulder. Suddenly three tiny ones flipped in the floor and ran around the apartment causing mayhem.

Couple hours go by and the clones have gathered in a religious meeting about Shrek in Peter's room. And they decided to pull a prank back on the avengers. The real Peter was on board, mostly hoping he could some how vanquish the clones.

He found himself at the avengers facility standing in shock as tiny versions of himself by the dozen destroyed the place.

"Oh no.." Peter groaned knowing he would get in trouble as he watched.

"What the flapping ducks?" Tony said as he fell down the stairs. All the peers stopped, turning their heads to look at Tony. Mischievous grins formed on their faces.

"Mr. Stark!" One said.

"Mr. Stark!" Said another.

"Mr. Stark!!!" Said three.

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"Take him to our leader!" One said and they all agreed. The abducted mister stark.

Peter chases after them as they fled from the facility and to Clint Barton.

"Aaaaaah what the duck?!" Clint screamed in terror.

"Master! Master! Master! Master! Master! Master!Master! Master! Master!Master! Master! Master!Master! Master! Master!" They sang as they grabbed Clint as well.

Suddenly a large space ship rose above them. A giant hologram of Clint appeared on it, accepted their offering, and sent down a beam of light as Tony Stark was abducted.

Moral of the story, don't feed Peter fabreeze.