A/n before I start this chapter I'd like to say that my good friend, Rubee-  had her account deleted for I don't know what. So this is my in asked for favor for her that I am giving. (I can English I promise). I recommend following her because she lost almost 300 followers, and I feel really bad. Ok now on with the story!

(Warning endgame spoilers)

Peter was having a normal day eating his sandwich on the edge of a brick wall. The sun was hovering over him at noon, for it was a weekend and he didn't need to be at school. He pondered random thoughts, that came to his bored mind such as; Cheese is just a loaf of milk. And, when we go under water, do we go into an alternate world were we can fly and not breath? So now we are stuck now being able to fly, but we can breath. Or his most life pondering one, when we brush our teeth we are actually brushing our skull.

Yes very interesting thoughts kept him quite amused. He had been thinking about one he had heard before, baths are reverse boats. Which made him begin to think of the titanic being a reverse tub, that became a bath. It baffles him. We're boats reverse baths? Or baths reverse boats? Did that mean the people on the titanic... We're taking a giant public bath full of death? Did that mean baths were dangerous?! What is the meaning of sitting in a boat filled with water to get clean if the water your bathing in is getting gradually dirty!? Then you'll come out covered in the same filth you went in with?! So he concluded his throat with, showers are better, safer, and cleaner.

He was just about to come up with another strange throat when his phone buzzed. This was most certainly strange. Who would text him? He was such a loser at school, but he secretly had a large fan group on the Internet in an alternate dimension were an actor named Tom Holland played his roll as spider man and Peter Parker, and way to many people were in love with him.

He pulled out his phone to see who it was. He expected it to be Ned, or Flash trying to prank him. How flash kept getting his number and past Peter blocking him? He did not know.

But what Peter saw was certainly not who he had expected. It was Happy!

Happy: stop spamming me

Peter smiled and set the phone down with invisible tears running down his cheeks.

Happy: anyways we have a mission.

Peter Che led the phone after the new message alerted him. He jumped to his feet standing sideways on the wall.

Peter: really?!

Peter: we're r u?!

Peter: what is it?

Peter: is it important?!

Peter: I'm totally free right now.

Peter: I mean, I just finished stopping a alien attack

Peter: and by aliens I mean, Mexicans

Peter: that sounded racist

Peter: scratch that I was actually writing fanfiction

Peter: shoot! I meant collecting lost money

Peter: that was robbed

Peter: from the bank

Happy Hogan has blocked this number.

Well shoot, Peter thought to himself. But he kept wondering about this strange mission. Happy hadn't even responded for some reason.

Happy Hogan has unblocked this number

Happy: just meet us at the Starbucks your sitting on.

Peter: ok

Peter: wait how do u know we're I am?

Happy: the tracker in your suit

Peter: oh..

Happy and I'm literally standing underneath you.

Peter looked down and saw a not so happy Happy. He waved sheepishly and hopped down, ditching his coffee and sandwich.

"H-hi. Sorryforspammingyou." Peter apologized.

"Ok kid, just follow me."

"Why..?" Peter cocked his head as happy began to stroll away.

"The mission remember?" Happy holland do Peter jogged up to him.

"Oh yeah.. I forgot."

"Ok this is serious, no goofing around."

"Yes sir." Peter saluted playfully.

"I said no goofing around!" Happy said as he opened the car door for Peter. It must have looked strange, spider man walking into some random guys car.

"Y-yes sir."

Happy started the car with Peter sitting in the back, and started spreading away to the new Avengers facility. Peter tried to make conversation, but Happy was t in the mood.

After a long 20 minute drive, they reached the glorious white mansion and Peter hopped out.

"So what's the mission? Did Thanos come back?! Did the avengers become babies again?! *gasp! Did the whole facility get intoxicated with Fabreeze?!" Peter flipped out excitedly.

"No, no, and no. What is it with you and Fabreeze?"

"I have a phobia I think."

Happy just raised an eye brow. Then motioned for Peter to follow. Peter pulled his mask fully off as they entered the building.

"This strange space like stone-" happy began.

"An InFinItY StOnE?!"

"No. More like an asteroid. With like, magic." Happy explained.

"A giant infinity stone?!"

"No. Follow me, it did... Something weird." Happy said and took Peter to the main room surrounded by glass windows and stair cases with balconies hanging over them.

The glass was broken by a small base ball sized rock. Except it was glowing in variations of the rainbow. And the most strangest of strange things was standing around it.

"Happy? What's with the Avengers?"

"They had a body do over." Happy said.

"A what what and a what?"

"Their souls swapped bodies. OK EVERY ONE, Who's WHO?!" Happy shrieked at the mess of avengers that seemed to not be able to walk.

"I'm Wanda!" Thor screamed.

"And I'm Thor!" Banner shrieked.

"And I'm Banner!" Wanda screamed.

"It's me! Natasha!" Ant man squiggled which is a weird way of screaming.

"And I'm Scott." Hawk eye sobbed.

"It's me, Clint. And WhY dO I hAvE bOoBs?!" Black widow shrieked.

"Fury." Old man captain America said.

"Yeah me and Nick-"

"FuRy!"

"Me and fur swapped bodies. I'm Steve." Furry's body said calmly.

"What the frick?" Peter sat wide eyed. "Happy why'd ya bring ME here? I don't know what to do!"

"Awe are you embarrassed? Cause-" happy was interrupted by the stone glowing again and every body was suddenly zapped into each other.

"Well that was strange." Peter said, but his voice wasn't his voice! It was... He looked down. "Why the FRICK am I an old man?!"

"Hey I can be young!" Natasha shrieked at him.

"A what?"

"It's me, the cap!" Natasha said.

"Oh. Then who has my.."

"Ew ew ew ew! I'm a toddler!" Peters body ran around screaming.

"Shoot! Don't do anything to me!" Peter screamed.

"I am Thor, God of Thunder! Why?! Why am I in a child's body?!" He said and ran into a wall.

"Thor don't you dare break my nose for the fourth time!" Peter scolded like an old man.

"To late. What is this pain?! I feel a huge over reaction coming on!" Thor cried and started sobbing in a ball on the floor in a peters body.

"Ouch." Peter mumbled. Wanda went around looking for something. "What are you doing?" Peter asked her.

"Trying to find a way to reverse this mess. It's me, banner." She said when suddenly the stone did it again. Peter opened his eyes to see that he was now Natasha.

"Omg why did I pee myself?!" He screamed. "And why am I wearing a diaper?!" Peter yelled.

"That's not per kid, or a diaper. It's something much bloodier." Fury sighed.

Suddenly banner was the hulk. Peter guessed it was Thor because after hurting himself he was emotional and now was the hulk.

Peter started searching for banner, probably the only other smart one in the room. He instantly found him in his own body. "Hey it's me, Peter. I want to help."

"Well good, because your scrawling fingers and broken nose are hurting my face like crazy! You have to do it yourself."

"Well, any ideas?"

"Yes, every now and then, we are in our own bodies, but it's only happened one at a time. So we should wait till we some one is themselves and take them away from the stone so it can't affect them."

"That sounds slow but ok."

"Well it-"

The stone did it again. And Peter found himself as a massive green hulk. Useful. Great. Ugh.

Meanwhile fury was doing a happy dance. "I'm me! I'm me! I'm me!" He sang.

"Get outa here then." Peter demanded.

"Who put you in charge mister grumpy?" Fury chuckles but heals a serious death glare at the same time.

"Banner did and now I am banner." Peter growled in his deep hulk voice.

"Yeah, go! It's the only way this will work." Captain America chirped up. He must be Bruce.

"Fine, no funny business." Fury ordered and left.

Once he was gone, every one swapped bodies and now Peter was Wanda. "Sweat now I can fly!" He cheered.

"I can't fly though." Wanda said from Natasha's body.

"Now you can!" Peter said and used Scarlet Witches powers to push him into the air and fly.

"I can't believe I never thought of that." Wanda said while Peter soared around the room like a bird.

"Ok, is any one themselves?" Banner asked from Peter's body once again.

"Nope." Every one said in unison.

"Ok, stay were you are and-"

The stone glowed again and Peter found himself in Natasha's body again. Nothing has even occurred to him that he was in a dead persons body, and how she was alive.

"Hey I'm me!" Captain said.

"Good good!" Banner said from Thor's body. "Now get out!" He said darkly.

"Geez ok." Cap grumbled as he walked out.

"Any one else?"

"Nope-" every one began until they were zapped to be themselves.

"I'm Thor..." Peter looked down at his fat beer belly Thor had. "I'm... A God..."

"Oh no.." The avengers said in unison.

"IM A GOD! YOUR ALL MORTALS! I'M THE RIGHTFUL KING OF ASGARD!"

"Kid..." Happy began as he watched from the corner.

"NO! IM NOT A KID! IM A KING!" He roared through fits of laughter as he rose into the sky with lightning surrounding his finger tips. "Now-"

He was cut off as he fell from the ceiling into his own body. Suddenly the broken nose Thor had given his body began to hurt really bad. He clutched his face. "N-not again." He whimpered.

"Who's-" banner began to say from Natasha's body when two hands went up. Both Peters, and Wanda's. "K go."

-time skip-

After all the avengers were set together, Peter brought up his realization from before. "Um... Natasha doesn't exist any more guys."

Every one processed thus, then eyes widened as they realized it was true. "My god, he is right!" Fury ribbed his bald head. "... Scrolls!" He got up and leaned close to Natasha's face.

"Ha ha. Nope." Said a voice coming from Natasha that didn't sound like hers.

"Lo-" Thor began but Natasha but him off.

"Y'all got Loki'd!" She made finger guns as her body morphed into Loki's.

"Brother I swear-"

"He's also dead." Peter said.

"Oh yeah I'm dead but for this fan fiction I'm alive ya know?"

"Fan fiction...?" Happy asked.

"Yeah bro y'all got a bunch of fangirls who want smutty fan fiction of me and Peter ya know?"

"Yeah we don't know." Fury said.

"Anyways the author of this one doesn't right that stuff so she/he broke a fourth wall and made me explain that they don't write sexy stuff and instead make Peter have an irrational fear of Fabreeze."

"I don't have a fear-"

"What."

"Well she/he felt the need to put this in here because some one got mad at her fit not adding smit to her one shot about Peter and MJ."

"We don't talk about that." Peter said.

"Y'all got Loki'd!" He said before turning blue and flopping dead on the floor.

"Oh my god!" Peter screamed as Thor started crying. And chaos broke out avengers facility once more.