Sorry no art for this one lol

So instead have this

Isn't it pretty? I did not make it so just know that I'm not that great of an artist. On with the one shot!!

Felicia Hardy aka Black Cat is a fictional character in the marvel comics that I don't know much about. But Felicia is in this story any ways.

She was sniffing through a garbage dumpster when she found it. The black skin tight suited woman was over joyed to have found cat nip. She was a cat after all.

She sniffed it like any rational person would do, just to make sure it was what it was. Bits of cat nip filled her senses like cocaine instantly making her drugged. She tossed it in the air like a fairy with Lucy dust and let it get tangled in her silver hair. She licked it, rolled in it, and acted quite strange to any one passing by.

Including Spider man who was on a walk on top the roofs. He caught a glimpse of the mayhem in the dark alley way and desired to confront her. He hopped down in front of Black cat making her pause.

"Felicia, what are you doing?" He sighed at the adult woman mess before him.

"Spider boi!" She exclaimed. Way more happy to see him than normal. She ran to him and threw cat nip at his face which had no affect.

"Yeah your drugged." He mentally face palmed. She grabbed his wrist and pinned him to a wall.

"But this is the true me." She leaned close to his face and pushed her chest against his making him extremely uncomfortable.

"No it's not. Now can you let me go?" He tried to break free.

"But spidey." She whined. "I don't want to. I was thinking we could make hybrid spider cats instead." She smirked.

"Oh ho no. Nope. Not today. Not ever." He gulped.

"No one will know." She complied.
"Hehehe still a no from me." Spider man tried to wriggle free. She got her face even closer and he could smell cat nip on her breath. "Ew you stink."

"Maybe I can fix that." She let go of him and pulled a fabreeze bottle from her belt. This moment made spider man want to run for the hills. Fabreeze. His worst enemy. His worst fear.

Felicia began spraying it around her letting the California pine sent wash into her. Peter basically screamed, having flash backs of his taco. It still gave him night mares. Black cat smirked, having found his fear.
She cackled as she sprayed it on his mask making him scream bloody murder. "Please no! Stop! Please!" He protested and spun a web, pulling him up and away from her. She pulled out another bottle labeled Florida orange and raised both triumphantly.

"Never!" She hissed and leapt up the wall at him and sprayed once again. He dodged it, but the California pine was lingering on his mask making him want to scream in horror.

"Karen, activate instant kill!"

"Peter, are you sure that is ness-"

"Just do it Karen!" He screamed and the AI activated the power mode. Peter took o e of the spider arms Mr. Stark had installed on his suit and plunged it into California pine. He tossed the bottle away and got in a fighting stance.
Today, was the day he'd face his fear.
He lunged another strike at the other fabreeze but Felecia pulled it away. He continued his attack but she was smart. She once again sprayed the fabreeze making a cage around them with the aroma.

"Not today spider!" She smirked.
"Oh my godly powers that's scary!" Peter gulped as she faced the can at him. He winced as she pulled the trigger but nothing happened.
"W-what?" Black cat stammered in disbelief.

"Guess your all out!" Peter teased and kicked the empty bottle from her hand. "Now if you don't mind, I've got a history test I have to study for." And with that, he left.

Ok so this going to be an actual one shot book not just my silly random fabreeze thing. So stay tuned! Fabreeze will still be there! But I will take requests and what not.

Spider boi out!