^ THAT PIC IS FRICKIN HOOOTTT

***first person to get the reference in paragraph 4 gets a one shot of their choice guaranteed (NO STARKER!!!)***

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Peter needed to arrest his classmate who was helping his father hide dangerously illegal bombs. So he went to school with a full uniform, since he wasn't going to come back. He had his partner, Agent Santiago with him as they both worked on the case.

Pretty much everyone was looking at him in shock as he ran his fingers through his head and walked up to a random dude.

He clapped his hands on the guy's shoulder.

"You are under arrest for the harboring of illegal bombs and for assisting Hiram Lodge in the transfer of said bombs. You have the right to remain silent, anything you do or say will be held against you in a court of law." Peter stated in an authorative tone, sunglasses still resting over his eyes.

Everyone watched in shock as Peter roughly hand cuffed him and started to leave with Agent Santiago. Suddenly the dude kneed him in the groin and ran. Peter groaned and quickly recovered, running after him.

"We've got a runner! Go go go!" Agent Santiago yelled into her walkie talkie. As she ran after the both of them.

Everyone watched as Peter tackled him and punched him in the face, knocking him out. He got up and dragged him by the cuff of his shirt. A few shield agents ran up and took him away.

"We finally got the dude." Santiago said.

"Yup, now all we gotta do is interrogate the shit out of him." Peter replied, chuckling along with his partner as they both walked out of the building.

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The next day at school, Peter was swarmed with questions by his peers.

All it took to shut everyone up was a simple hand motion and the most terrifying glare in all of history.

The crowd quickly dispersed except for one person. MJ.

"Hey loser." She said, not even acknowledging the past few days.

"Hey MJ." He greeted.

It's nice to know he had two real friends to count on.

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Ayyy I hope you liked it BAHAH. Ik this is like 4 days late ahh I'm sry. I was really busy.

Next one shot will be so frickin hilarious. ISTG I promise. if it isn't I will die. like I'm literally laughing rn thinking about it holy shit.

cya later folks!

special shout-out to demiwitchwoodwalker

and THE_COOKIE_GODDESS ilyy 💞

and CEM0414 for being my Ultimate Spider-Man binge buddy (I'm rewatching episode 12! or 13 idk I forgot)