Romanoff: Do you guys think money buys you happiness?

No,its buys me alcohol

Stark:*snickers*

Romanoff:What?

Money can be used to buy me alcohol and in turn I can drink the alcohol so I can drink away and forget my problems

Stark: eh,he ain't wrong

Romanoff. •-• why do I hang out with you two again?

Because you're lame*takes a sip of alcohol*

-Rogers signing off