Wade:HELLO EVERYONE!! You might be wondering where captain spidey is,well I'm gonna tell you this much. He's in time out*points to a three year old Rogers tied up in the corner*

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!! YOU HEAR ME!!*struggles to get out of the rope* WHO THE FUCK TIES A KID UP!?

Wade:HEY! WATCH YOUR GODDAMN LANGUAGE!

Fuck you!

Wade:God,children these days...I just wanted to have a small sidekick to take on adventures,also so I can put him in this!*grabs Peter and puts him in a dinosaur onesie*

-_- I'm so going to kill you

Wade:Aww,but you'll look cute doing it

*growls and manages to get out of the ropes and jumps at Wade and starts clawing his face in*

Wade:AAAAGGGGHHHHH!! THIS IS STILL CUTE!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

-Beating Wade Up