*sits on a rooftop with  headphones on* everything seems so bor-*feels spider sense go off*never mind*takes off headphones and puts on mask*okay who's the wise guy?

Wade:*jumps out of nowhere*CURSING SPIDEY!!!

what the hell!!?! Wade!?!

Wade:Yes me!!

Why are you here?

Wade:Well spidey kicked me out of his house again and iron spidey made his tiny robot attack me, see*shows a huge bite mark on his arm*

Well damn...

Wade:and then I shot a bird*holds up a smoking gun*

Why!?!

Wade:to show my love for you!!*wraps an arm around Peter*

Please don't touch me*pushes Wade away*

Wade:but our love!

Shut up*webs Wade's mouth*

Wade:*tries to talk but can't*mmff

That's better. It's quiter now

Wade:*holds up captian spideypool fanfics*

😑😑😑 are you fucking serious!?!

Wade: :3

-Rogers training to be a hero