Coulson: We have a lot to learn

Fury: We sure do Phil,alright team let's start with some basic disarming tactics. How do you disarm an opponent?

Danny R.(Ironfist):*raises his hand*by striking your opponent with a mystical sense of pose and patience

Fury:Alright..someone else

Sam:Ooh,I think I know the answer Director Fury

*mocks Sam*meh meh meh

Sam:Hey shut up webhead!

Hey don't call me that,you fucking bucket head!

Fury:Rogers! Did you say the f word?

What?

Sam:He's talking about fuck! You can't say fuck in training,you fucking idiot!

Fury:ALEXANDER!

Why the fuck not!?

Fury:ROGERS!

Luke:Dude,you just said fuck again!

Fury:CAGE!

Ava:Fuck

Fury: AYALA!

What's the big deal? It's not hurting anybody! Fuck,fuck,fuckdy,fuck fuck!

Fury: How would you like to train for three hours!

How would you like to suck my balls!?

Everyone:*gasp*

Fury:WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Oh...I'm sorry,I'm sorry. Actually what I said was*grabs a bull horn and speaks into it*HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS,DIRECTOR FURY!?

Luke:Holy shit,dude...

-One Hour Later-

*cleaning the whole training room with a tooth brush*this fucking sucks!

-Rogers Swearing Like a Boss