Peter woke up with a start, groaning as the sound of the star wars theme song- that FRIDAY was blasting through the speakers in an attempt to wake him up- filled his ears.

"I'm up, I'm up." Peter mumbled to himself, brushing his teeth vigorously before hopping into the scalding hot shower. Peter quickly threw on a math pun t-shirt that said 'Not all math puns are terrible- just sum' and exited his room.

He pushed the door to the dining room open, and made a beeline towards the kitchen- where all the Avengers were currently seated, grinning like idiots.

"So, Peter?" Loki drawled "Are you ready for your field trip?" he smirked. Behind him, Clint and Nat started giggling like a bunch of preschoolers.

"Do you remember that you promised not to embarrass me?" Peter asked, pouring blue chocolate sauce over his stack of blue pancakes.

"Oh, Underoos, we didn't, Steve did!" Tony exclaimed, stealing a pancake from his plate.

"Please, guys! This is my social life that we're talking about! I don't want it to be ruined by all of you spilling slime over me the second I enter the tower!" Peter begged, his eyes pleading with them.

"Social life? Didn't think you had one." Clint said, eyebrows raised.

"And we didn't think of the slime at the doorway thing. It's a classic. Good one!" Wanda chimed in.

"Not you too Wanda!" Peter groaned. Fortunately, Steve arrived at that moment and reminded Peter that it was time to go to school.

"Bye, guys! Hopefully someone will stab me on the way and I don't have to go!" Peter said, waving goodbye. Tony just stuck his tongue out at that while Steve gasped out, "Peter!"

He quickly jammed his thumb into a button in the elevator and slowly walked out towards the car, not wanting to go. He reluctantly climbed into it after Happy gave him a stern look and ran his hands through his hair, slowly banging his head against the front seat.

"Buckle up." came Happy's gruff reply.

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Peter stood at the back of the line that was rapidly entering a stereotypical yellow school bus. He forcibly thrust a permission slip, on which Nat had forged his dead aunt's signature, into Mr Harrington's hand. Once he found a seat for him, Ned and MJ, he stuffed a pair of earphones into his ears, eager to drown his sorrows in music, only for them to be yanked out by Flash. 

"Hey, Parker! Ready for your lie to be exposed?" He shouted, making Peter wince.

MJ decided to enter the bus that second and pulled Flash away by his collar. "Flash, I don't have enough middle fingers to express how much I want you to fuck off right now." MJ said, sitting next to Peter and Ned.

"This is going to be one looong bus ride." Ned muttered, and Peter agreed with him wholeheartedly.

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The bus screeched to a stop in front of the tower as all the students pressed their faces against the windows for a glimpse of the world's most famous tower.

Mr Harrington quickly ushered the students off the bus, with Peter, Ned and MJ descending last. Peter nervously wiped his hands on his jeans, his spidey senses going a mile a minute.

"Okay kids, line up and wait here while I check-in at the front desk." Mr. Harrington shouted, walking towards the reception. All the students excitedly arranged themselves in a crooked line.

Mr Harrington walked back with a tour guide, and Peter unfortunately recognized her. The tour guide cleared her throat for attention, and all the babble immediately stopped.

"Hello, everyone! My name is Emily, and I'm your tour guide for today. The rules over here are simple: don't touch anything unless you are permitted to, don't wander away from the group and please, don't try to enter areas you're not allowed in." Emily said, a gigantic fake smile plastered on her face.

She led the tour group to the main doors and picked up a box of badges placed there. "Now, these badges are your identity in this tower. Lose it and you will be stuck in the tower forever or be escorted out by our head of security, Happy, who's really picky about them." She explained, distributing the badges all around.

She suddenly stopped when she got to Peter. "Peter! I didn't know you were here!" Emily exclaimed, surprised.

"Well..." Peter said, scratching his neck. "This is kinda my school and everyone up there already knows." He said, gesturing to the penthouse.

Emily burst out laughing "Oh, mini boss! Only you." she said, sniggering.

"I expect you to already have your badge?" She asked. In response, Peter dug around his bag and produced a badge which was red in color with blue spiderweb designs.

"Happy was ... very particular" he said, grimacing. She smiled and continued to distribute the badges.

Flash's hand suddenly pulled at him, making Peter stumble as he asked, "How much money did you pay her Parker?" He said, spitting his name out.

"I didn't pay her anything, Flash! This is mine!" Peter said, defensive.

Emily noticed this and quickly stood between Peter and Flash. "Hey! We have a zero tolerance policy for bullies here. Stop or leave the premises." She said, struggling to keep her polite tone. Flash's eyes flashed in fear before he pulled away from Peter.

"Thanks," Peter mouthed. Emily gave him a quick smile and a 'we are not done talking' look, and walked through the scanners.

"Emily Arden - Blue gamma, access expires: Never." FRIDAY's humanoid voice chimed through the entrance. Everyone jumped at that. Even MJ put her book down and looked mildly interested.

"That's FRIDAY, an AI that operates the entire building." Emily said, laughing at their startled expressions. "Now, all of you should walk through the scanners one by one, please."

Flash pushed through everyone and walked into the scanners. "Eugene Thompson- Yellow omega, access expires: in 12 hours." FRIDAY said, monotonous.

At this point, one of the students raised her hand and asked, "What do the levels mean?"

"Well, the lowest level is Omega, for tour groups, press and such. The next level is Gamma, and it's for the lower level interns. Beta is for high level interns and division heads and Alpha- the highest level- is for the Avengers, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan and whomever Mr.Stark deems necessary. The Colors are just levels inside the levels- Yellow being the lowest, followed by green, red, and finally blue."

Peter knew that he was screwed at that moment - he had an Alpha Blue pass. FRI announced everyone's names in the same metallic voice until Peter was the only person left. He reluctantly walked through the scanners, his eyes screwed shut in consternation.

"Peter Parker - Alpha blue, access expires: Never. Hello Peter, the Avengers are currently in the penthouse and have been notified of your arrival. Would you like -"

"FRIDAY mute!" Peter shouted, interrupting her.

All around him, whispers broke out, both about his high level pass and about how FRIDAY said that the Avengers were told that Peter was in the building. Was he really that important?

Emily quickly ushered them into an elevator, saving Peter from the inevitable looks and questions. When Emily was not looking, Flash whispered into his ears, "Hey penis, how did you get such a high pass? You stole it didn't you?"

He shoved Peter into the wall and walked into the elevator, sniggering.

What Peter didn't know was that FRIDAY was secretly recording all of this and sent it to all the Avengers, who immediately reached for their weapons of choice, and started formulating a plan. They hacked into his school's CCTV cameras, and by the time they were done looking, the Avengers were ready for some avenging.

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Emily had taken them into the R&D labs first, and it was uneventful except for a new intern, Daniel, whom Peter had befriended, asking for his help on some coding issue and Bruce unknowingly embarrassing him by calling him out and praising him about his highly complicated project.

Oh, and did he mention the embarrassing video of his first meeting with  the Avengers which started playing on the screens the minute he stepped foot in the lab?

People had finally started believing that Peter had an internship here, much to the anger of Flash.

They were just heading to the Avengers exhibit when he felt his spidey senses tingling. He quickly extended his hand and caught an arrow, which unfortunately triggered an explosion, and soon Peter was covered in slime from head to toe.

He then heard the voice of Clint Barton from the vents, and sighed as he dropped down in an excessively practiced crouch in front of Peter. "Yay! Superhero landing pose!" Clint cheered, while Peter looked on, one green eyebrow raised.

"What did I say, Katniss?"

"To not embarrass you." Clint pouted.

"And what did you do?"

"Hilariously conduct the most spectacular prank any of the Avengers ever pulled on you?"

Peter just sighed in response and rubbed his hands all over Clint's hair, causing it to be covered in slime too. "Hey!" Clint shouted indignantly "Not fair!"

Peter just rolled his eyes and said, "All's fair in pranks and war". Clint just stuck his tongue out at that and sprinted towards Emily.

"Hey, kids! The most awesome superhero is going to be hijacking your tour! Hoorah!" Clint shouted. "Take them to training room 3." he instructed Emily and jogged back to Peter.

"Word of caution: we all saw what that asshole said to you." Clint whispered, pointing at Flash.

"Oh, no..." Peter groaned "Who's waiting in the room?"

"Nat, Loki, Tony and Bucky." Clint said, retreating from the tour group. And if Flash was suddenly on the ground, wincing in pain because of something as Clint disappeared into the vents, no one noticed.

Emily quickly recovered, and ushered them into the elevator once again, and quickly pressed the button labelled 'level 3'. The doors opened to reveal Nat and Bucky fighting hand to hand, Loki practicing his illusions, Clint- who had got there faster than them- shooting holographic arrows at a simulated target, and Tony sitting on the bench, tinkering away.

As the kids quickly pressed their faces into the window and started taking pictures, Nat grabbed Bucky by the wrist, flipped him over her shoulder and imprisoned his legs, effectively finishing the fight.

Tony looked up as the students erupted into whispers, finally noticing them. "Ah! You must be Midtown High! Come on in!" He invited them, pressing his palm against a scanner to open the door.

Nat walked towards them, downing an entire water bottle in one gulp. "We normally don't allow tour groups in here, but we decided to make an exception for you guys today- because all of you are in Peter's class." Tony said.

By now, everyone was staring at Peter, and he shifted from one foot to another, hating the attention. Ned comfortingly wrapped an arm around Peter's shoulder while MJ glared at anyone who looked in his direction.

"We are going to teach you basic self-defense. Now, who wants to give it a try?" Nat said, gesturing towards her and Bucky. Flash grinned and raised his hand instantly and Nat's eyes made a show of roaming around the room before picking him.

"Word of caution, I'm an expert at combat but don't worry, I'll go easy on you." Flash told Natasha, shifting into an off-kilter stance.

"We'll see about that." Nat smirked. Bucky gestured for them to begin, and immediately, in a flurry of movement that even Peter found hard to observe, Nat had Flash pinned to the ground with a bleeding nose.

"Now, now, that wasn't a good demonstration." She mocked Flash. "Peter, why don't you come on up and show your classmates how it's done?"

All eyes were on Peter again as he reluctantly stepped forward. "Tетя Нат!" (Auntie Nat!) He hissed in Russian. "Почему вы это делаете?" (Why are you doing this?) He asked.

"Мы видели, что он сделал"( We saw what he did) She said, her eyes glinting dangerously. "Это даже не худшее" (This is not even the worst part).

Peter sighed and got into a better stance than Flash. Without warning, she moved forward and tried to strike his chest. He quickly dodged, already tuning out his gawking classmates, and tried to flip her over- to which she responded by twisting his arms. He quickly launched himself backwards and pinned her under him. She quickly kicked him and leapt into her stance again. This continued for a few more minutes until Peter had her pinned under him, breathing heavily.

"Great job Паук младенца" Nat said.

"Thanks, Паук Мома!" Peter replied, grinning.

He jumped at the sound of Loki, Clint and Bucky clapping as they walked towards him to give him a high-five. "That's the first time anyone's beaten Nat at hand to hand this month!" Loki said.

Peter grinned and suddenly remembered that his class was watching when Flash shouted out, "Oh, come on! There's no way in hell Puny Parker can defeat the Black Widow when I couldn't!" He said indignantly.

In a blink of the eye, Loki was standing near Flash with a dagger pointed at his throat. "What did you call him? He asked, his voice dangerous.

"No... not..nothing." Flash stuttered.

"If I ever find out that you are bullying Peter, you will find your doorstep full of angry Avengers." Tony threatened, his eyes dark.

"If I were you, I would run." Clint advised him, sounding as though he didn't, in fact, want him to run away. Flash nodded, scampering away from them.

"All right! Field trip's over!" Tony said, shooing them away.

"Mr Paddington, we will be keeping Peter with us here, as there's no use in him going to school only to come back here." Tony said, and shut the door behind them. Peter tried to quickly escape through a back door, but found it blocked by an angry Natasha Romanoff.

"We have a lot to talk about, young man."

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Peter's reputation in school increased dramatically after the field trip. Everyone wanted to be his friend, and all his teachers finally accepted the fact that he had a Stark internship.

As for Flash, when he saw Peter the other day, he yelped and scampered off, making Peter believe that he had come face to face with an angry Scarlet witch or Captain America on the way back.

Well, at least Peter was no longer miserable in school.

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A/N: Whew! That was 2400+ words!! But I wanted to finish the entire story in this final part. I would like to thank all of you for making me so happy every time I look at the increasing number of reads!!

Goodbye!!